RunningThePiszOuttaTheBall Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 We're like a guy who only ever worked out his right arm (not like that, keep your head out of the gutter 😁 ). Our right arm (the running game) is incredible. It puts the Rock to shame. We curl more than most folks bench and you can see if from across the room. But our left arm has osteoporosis so bad we can't leave the house. And we're in a wheelchair. But hey, if we can get you into an arm wrestling match, after someone wheels us in there and sets up the area just right, we can do amazing things with that right arm. Arthur is genius enough to realize that and maximize it, because that's about all you can do with a roster / cap situation like ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 You can jerk off with your left arm but it can be awkward. Skin doc, Emmitt, Godzilla1985 and 8 others 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltstorm2 Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 Teams are going to be prepared for us to try and runnthepiszouttatheball. Even if it is playing to outscore us early. Herr Doktor and RunningThePiszOuttaTheBall 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jesus said: You can jerk off with your left arm but it can be awkward. My parents told me that you kill kittens when I do that. Jesus, Skin doc, fuego and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 13 minutes ago, Jesus said: You can jerk off with your left arm but it can be awkward. Falcons_Frenzy, fuego, octoslash and 4 others 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Doktor Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 14 minutes ago, Jesus said: You can jerk off with your left arm but it can be awkward. Jesus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 15 minutes ago, Jesus said: You can jerk off with your left arm but it can be awkward. Some call it ‘the stranger’…. Jesus, A Dog Named Brian, Mister pudding and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge_birds_fan Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 (edited) 22 minutes ago, ltstorm2 said: Teams are going to be prepared for us to try and runnthepiszouttatheball. Even if it is playing to outscore us early. I wonder if they're drinking beers after this game Edited October 23, 2022 by dodge_birds_fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge_birds_fan Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 Arthur Smith, this bud's for you... Falcons_Frenzy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcons_Frenzy Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 19 minutes ago, falconsd56 said: Beat me to it No pun intended. Skin doc, falconsd56, octoslash and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkMc44 Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 Guillermo Vilas! GO FALCONS!!!! octoslash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunningThePiszOuttaTheBall Posted October 23, 2022 Author Share Posted October 23, 2022 Looks like once your minds get a taste of that gutter, there's no pulling them back out. (If I'm honest I'd have to same I'm in that boat too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuego Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 This thread is high comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuego Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 4 hours ago, RunningThePiszOuttaTheBall said: We're like a guy who only ever worked out his right arm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octoslash Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 3 hours ago, MarkMc44 said: Guillermo Vilas! GO FALCONS!!!! Rod Laver! Oh wait, that was left arm. GO FALCONS!!!! MarkMc44 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister pudding Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 4 hours ago, Emmitt said: Some call it ‘the stranger’…. Isn't that when you sit on your hand first, then it goes numb? 🤔 RunningThePiszOuttaTheBall and Emmitt 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kschreck Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 We're like a team who's still a year or so away from a developed roster. Shocking since that's what we knew coming into the season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTann Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Jesus said: You can jerk off with your left arm but it can be awkward. Jesus, I have to confess to you. I actually learned to do that exact thing when I was a young adolescent. Why? Right hand was on the computer mouse. Left hand was elsewhere. UnrealfalcoN, Jesus and RunningThePiszOuttaTheBall 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 32 minutes ago, CTann said: Jesus, I have to confess to you. I actually learned to do that exact thing when I was a young adolescent. Why? Right hand was on the computer mouse. Left hand was elsewhere. a multitasker here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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