Braves @ Mets

[Malachore]

0-2 to 3-2

No one does it better 

[Malachore]

What a ******* joke.

Absolutely no excuse for this ****.

[Spts1]

I wouldn't have swung at those pitches.  What are the Braves hitters looking for?

[ATL58]

Always remember, last year’s World Champion Braves sucked until August. We were debating whether to buy or sell at the trade deadline…..It’s Still early. No time to panic

[falconsd56]

The offense is amazing!!!!!

 

Amazinngly inconsistent.

 

But it is nice to see Dansby be more productive.

He has been pretty good the last couple of weeks.

[Malachore]

Wow you mean we can get some of that luck when we actually make contact?

[Black Francis]

Keep it going boys. 

[Unknøwn]

Best inning of the season. Nice to finally string hits together 

[For the A]

I step outside to talk with the contractors widening and extending the driveway. And you guys put up a 7 run inning. Been waiting for the offense to do something and I miss it. 

[Unknøwn]

Crazy thing, Braves don't return to Citi until August. 

[For the A]

11 minutes ago, Unknøwn said:

Crazy thing, Braves don't return to Citi until August. 

Another thing is that both double headers to make up for the the missed games against the Mets are in NY. 

[Black Francis]

Good to see a nice big crooked number up on the scoreboard today. 

[ATL58]

1 minute ago, Black Francis said:

Good to see a nice big crooked number up on the scoreboard today. 

0 is a crooked number. Never understood the allure of that terminology. We’d rather have a 0 than a 1? If you get a straight number every inning you’ll have 9 at the end of the game. 

[ATL Fan in the DMV]

Stadium Personnel to Mets' manager before the game: "We might have a slight problem on our hands, Buck."

Showalter: "What is it now? The game is about to start!" 

Stadium Personnel: "Thing is, remember those cans of Grade A Whoop *** that you ordered after running out after 18 canisters? Well, one of the interns, Chris, put them in the wrong clubhouse." 

Showalter: "So you mean to tell me that the Braves have them now?" 

Stadium Guy: "Unfortunately, yes."

Showalter: We can't endure another disappointing season after another hot start. I'll be ruined and run out of New York! I'm like 100 years old already! "

Stadium Guy:" I know, I know. If it makes you feel any better, everybody hates Chris."

Showalter: *grumbles*

[falconsd56]

Great win.

[Unknøwn]

Braves now 2-7 in day games. Theyre off tomorrow and then it's the NLDS rematch with Milwaukee 

[Black Francis]

53 minutes ago, Unchained said:

0 is a crooked number. Never understood the allure of that terminology. We’d rather have a 0 than a 1? If you get a straight number every inning you’ll have 9 at the end of the game. 

Allure? Are you serious man?! Lmao. Ok then. I’m going to check out now, the allure of number 3 keeps popping in my head. Maybe it’s childhood memories of the Murph. Who knows? 
 

Go Braves! 

[jidady]

The Ozuna at bat is going viral. I've got non-baseball friends linking it.

[K26dp]

3 hours ago, For the A said:

I step outside to talk with the contractors widening and extending the driveway. And you guys put up a 7 run inning. Been waiting for the offense to do something and I miss it. 

You must now keep widening and extending your driveway until the Braves lose. I'm sorry, but those are the rules.

[For the A]

5 hours ago, K26dp said:

You must now keep widening and extending your driveway until the Braves lose. I'm sorry, but those are the rules.

[falconsd56]

58 minutes ago, For the A said:

You may want to see about buying houses to your immediate left and right just to give you the clearance that is needed.

[jidady]