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20 minutes ago, Aluminafalcon said:

Well depending on how you pedantic you are about defining the word perfect I would say Clark Kent would be the only perfect fit for our offense

Clark Kent? The reporter at the Planet?

Naw man I'd rather have Superman. He would be unstoppable, not just some nerd with an English degree.

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7 hours ago, Jesus said:

Clark Kent? The reporter at the Planet?

Naw man I'd rather have Superman. He would be unstoppable, not just some nerd with an English degree.

Actually, Clark Kent was a scientist in college.

from the Clark Kent encyclopedia:

 

Following his graduation from Smallville High School, Clark Kent attended college at Metropolis University.  He lived in a dormitory, joined a fraternity, and yelled his heart out as a cheerleader for the college football team.

He had already decided upon a career in journalism.  Nevertheless, he studied advanced science under Professor Thaddeus V. Maxwell and took courses in biology, astronomy, art, music, and other subjects

http://theages.superman.nu/Encyclopaedia/entries/index.php?entry=clark

 

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Just now, RetroRoq said:

Actually, Clark Kent was a scientist in college.

from the Clark Kent encyclopedia:

 

Following his graduation from Smallville High School, Clark Kent attended college at Metropolis University.  He lived in a dormitory, joined a fraternity, and yelled his heart out as a cheerleader for the college football team.

He had already decided upon a career in journalism.  Nevertheless, he studied advanced science under Professor Thaddeus V. Maxwell and took courses in biology, astronomy, art, music, and other subjects

http://theages.superman.nu/Encyclopaedia/entries/index.php?entry=clark

 

Supernerd!

Good thing Superman is cool and wouldn't ever be seen in the same room as Clark freaking Kent.

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8 hours ago, Jesus said:

Clark Kent? The reporter at the Planet?

Naw man I'd rather have Superman. He would be unstoppable, not just some nerd with an English degree.

 

8 hours ago, FalconBlood said:

Agreed. We’d need Superman. Clark Kent is a bumbling and nerdy reporter I’d want no part of on this team.

Clearly you need to go back and watch Superman 3 where Clark Kent literally murders Superman.

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I have no respect for the virtue signaling Steve Wyche who rode to national attention by his vicious reporting on Michael Vick. It was horrible already, but Wyche had his flamethrower, gasoline and Molotov cocktails in full assassination mode on Vick. So tired of these people.

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