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Seems like rescuing dogs during lockdown is a thing around here. It happened to us this past week. This guy wandered up dirty and skinny, playing with my daughter in the front yard. After a few days o

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7 hours ago, JMac.......and Cheese. said:

My wife, a beard lover, told me tonight that I need to trim my quarantine beard.

 

I mean it's impressive nowadays, it's got at least six inches of clearance off of my chin.......but I kinda look homeless and I spend all day on private property on utility easements.

 

 

But I have gained some knowledge......once it clears 4 inches from the chin you only attract attention from a particular group of people.

 

 

1. Women who are into beards 

2. Gay dudes who are into beards.

3. Straight dudes who are into beards.

4. Everybody else who thinks you are a homeless vagrant trying to steal from their trash can.

Mine is gray as ****. My dentist told me “you know you can comb some Just for Men into that, right?” 

Mother  ****** I don’t get to take Fridays off like you. 

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