MSalmon Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT ENDORSE THIS MOCK DRAFT What will TD Do (WWTDD) in the off-season, -Dimitroff and DQ hold a presser and announce the signing of Vic Beasley for 4 yrs $52m. DQ cites continuity as reason. — -Next Presser we sign Austin Hooper for 4 years 48m...yes, we’ve overspent, but continuity is everything at flowery branch. -we re-sign every other scrub on last year’s squad -we cite the “brotherhood” and “fast and physical” 20 times in a 30 minute presser. - A new cliche is now heard at flowery branch: “continuity counts” 16 D'Andre Swift, RB Georgia 5’9” 215 My budddy, @Vandy breaks down in tears as we draft Freeman’s replacement but leaves Delpit for the cowboys to pluck as we add a shiny hood ornament with our first pick!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly2SXUjIOCU 47 Julian Okwara , EDGE Notre Dame 6’4” 248 TD takes the “urgent athlete,” but later admits that he drafted him because he looks like a short haired Vic Beasley. We continue the theme of “fast but whimpy” He barely plays and we let the 44 year old Adrian Clayborn take all his snaps 59 netane Muti, IOL Fresno State 6’3” 320 we only drafted 2 OL and signed 2 expensive backups, so let’s draft another G! We now have 10 backup Guards on roster. 78 Brandon Jones, S Texas 6’0” 210 –we all get kinda excited, until @Knight of God reminds us that we just drafted keaunu Neal part II . Jones has bad ball skills but lays the wood. But he’s just like Keke! Keke asks him” wanna hit the jugs machine, bro?” They both laugh and eat chicken wings and tear wings off flies, while under concussion protocol. 109 Jared Pinkney , TE Vanderbilt 6’4” 260 –DK says we don’t have enough studs on offense, and defense be dam, he wants more weapons. So we draft a backup TE. 139 Jordan Fuller , S Ohio State 6’2” 205 @Knight of God smiles a little bit, as he’s better that phuckin rico....however, Rico is a leader, and despite his slow and non-athletic play he still starts and we leak like a sieve....but, continuity....it’s everything 170 Stanford Samuels III , CB Florida State 6’2” 185 @athell enters a war of words with every message board poster that says Samuels is the next Richard Sherman. He’s right, he’s not. He gets cut and doesn’t make roster. 205 Baron Browning , LB Ohio State 6’3” 248 @PeytonMannings Forehead takes a break from designing his lethal 3-6-2 defense that morphs into a 6-1-3 (or is it a 6-3-2?) defense as we take an athletic marvel. He can run like a gazelle, but can’t play football...so, he’s the perfect falcon End of story. We suck for a while, but we’re fun to watch once in a while, TD says happy New Years! Knight of God, FalconsIn2012, thedead and 9 others 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrthoPTSD Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Hhaha, good stuff... Knight of God, MSalmon, g-dawg and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, OrthoPTSD said: Hhaha, good stuff... KOG wrote me and said it was a likely scenario..the worst part is he’s probably right Knight of God and papachaz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandy Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 What a crock of a mock. j/k g-dawg, MSalmon, papachaz and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 Just now, Vandy said: What a crock of a mock! j/k Ha ha WWTDD! Knight of God, papachaz and Vandy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnrealfalcoN Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 This is clever because in the 300 mock drafts that people will spend time on every offseason, maybe 1 players might get drafted by us. TD still finds talent. Vandy and MSalmon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 24 minutes ago, UnrealfalcoN said: This is clever because in the 300 mock drafts that people will spend time on every offseason, maybe 1 players might get drafted by us. TD still finds talent. This is truth. I bust on TD, too. But he does unearth very good talent as a whole. Im usually dead wrong in my mocks. I’ve been getting lucky on small school guys we get (Saubert and Cominsky) from my travels, Vandy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malachore Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 No more midget RBs, especially not in the 1st. Edit: I missed the sarcasm (?). MSalmon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerSteve Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 I know it's early, but Post of the Year! lol. Well played, sir! papachaz and MSalmon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sponge Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 I'd take Swift if we can trade back to the low 20's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 40 minutes ago, Malachore said: No more midget RBs, especially not in the 1st. Edit: I missed the sarcasm (?). Ha ha no worries. It was truly a mock of a mock draft, Malachore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 33 minutes ago, PokerSteve said: I know it's early, but Post of the Year! lol. Well played, sir! Cheers, kind sir. PokerSteve 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 Just now, SpongeDad said: I'd take Swift if we can trade back to the low 20's. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papachaz Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 ok, this is the absolute best post I've read in a while. man, tearing the wings off flies WHILE eating wings.....thing of beauty!!! this is gonna be next to impossible to beat right here.... MSalmon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, papachaz said: ok, this is the absolute best post I've read in a while. man, tearing the wings off flies WHILE eating wings.....thing of beauty!!! this is gonna be next to impossible to beat right here.... Thank you, sir! Glad you enjoyed it papachaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1989Fan Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 This seems more like the average AFMB fan mock, taking a Dawg in round 1. Fans can’t resist UGA picks, TD is allergic to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggable Birds Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 I would be pissed if our draft turned out this way. O Line needs help DLine needs help LB's need help why draft a RB at 16. Beasley at 13 mil Hoop at 12...…… I don't see us resigning Beasley and yes we will overpay for HOOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis York Morgan Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 This is pretty gross but you probably nailed it. MSalmon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 11 minutes ago, Francis York Morgan said: This is pretty gross but you probably nailed it. Ha ha it is pretty gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Diggable Birds said: I would be pissed if our draft turned out this way. O Line needs help DLine needs help LB's need help why draft a RB at 16. Beasley at 13 mil Hoop at 12...…… I don't see us resigning Beasley and yes we will overpay for HOOP It’s a mock of a mock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, 1989Fan said: This seems more like the average AFMB fan mock, taking a Dawg in round 1. Fans can’t resist UGA picks, TD is allergic to them. You have a point. However, if swift runs like a 4.3 TD would be salivating and talking about “urgent athlete” Diggable Birds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggable Birds Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 37 minutes ago, MSalmon said: You have a point. However, if swift runs like a 4.3 TD would be salivating and talking about “urgent athlete” Urgent athlete.... fast and Physical...… Continuity.... MSalmon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSalmon Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Diggable Birds said: Urgent athlete.... fast and Physical...… Continuity.... Our favorite cliches papachaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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