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I'm going to give this thing called optimism / rose-colored glasses / wishful thinking a try. 

Some of you may wonder, "Hey how will this happen?"  Well... here's how!

  • The Falcons dedicate one practice to bring out the dog in the players; get back to the basics that made them tough enough to make it to the elite level of the NFL!
    • No music at practice. Music is for winners.
      • Get a winning record then get music.
    • Nothing but Flowery Branch's finest municipal water to drink;
      • Winners get ice-cold Gatorade.
    • Bring back drills that help get rid of the soft stigma and play
      • 7-man sled
        • Madden would be proud
      • Oklahoma Drills
        • Freeman has to keep repeating the drill it if he jukes side to side unnecessarily
      • Tackling Drills
      • etc
    • Certain players need to be motivated by more than just their contracts
      • Bench Freeman and start Ito Smith. 
        • Freeman plays better with a chip on his shoulder
      • Show Beasley highlights from his 15.5 sack season
        • Stop overthinking and just play
      • Tell Matthews that blocking Watt is a battle for elite NFL pedigree status. 
        • The Matthews must defeat the Watts.
      • Show Deion Jones The Program and tell him to focus on Alvin Mack
        • "Let's open up a can ... and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out."
        • Don't be satisfied until snot bubbles are coming from Hyde's and Johnson's noses
  • During the pregame speech, Dan Quinn must give an impassioned speech!
    • No more "all 3 phases, execution, brotherhood" blah blah blah!
      • boring
    • With a fervor in his demeanor, a glazed look in his eye, a menacing smirk, spittle in his goatee; he should end the speech with:
      • "Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"
        • and the Falcons run out of the visitor's tunnel...
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10 minutes ago, ThemDarnFalconsBoy! said:

I'm going to give this thing called optimism / rose-colored glasses / wishful thinking a try. 

Some of you may wonder, "Hey how will this happen?"  Well... here's how!

  • The Falcons dedicate one practice to bring out the dog in the players; get back to the basics that made them tough enough to make it to the elite level of the NFL!
    • No music at practice. Music is for winners.
      • Get a winning record then get music.
    • Nothing but Flowery Branch's finest municipal water to drink;
      • Winners get ice-cold Gatorade.
    • Bring back drills that help get rid of the soft stigma and play
      • 7-man sled
        • Madden would be proud
      • Oklahoma Drills
        • Freeman has to keep repeating the drill it if he jukes side to side unnecessarily
      • Tackling Drills
      • etc
    • Certain players need to be motivated by more than just their contracts
      • Bench Freeman and start Ito Smith. 
        • Freeman plays better with a chip on his shoulder
      • Show Beasley highlights from his 15.5 sack season
        • Stop overthinking and just play
      • Tell Matthews that blocking Watt is a battle for elite NFL pedigree status. 
        • The Matthews must defeat the Watts.
      • Show Deion Jones The Program and tell him to focus on Alvin Mack
        • "Let's open up a can ... and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out."
        • Don't be satisfied until snot bubbles are coming from Hyde's and Johnson's noses
  • During the pregame speech, Dan Quinn must give an impassioned speech!
    • No more "all 3 phases, execution, brotherhood" blah blah blah!
      • boring
    • With a fervor in his demeanor, a glazed look in his eye, a menacing smirk, spittle in his goatee; he should end the speech with:
      • "Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"
        • and the Falcons run out of the visitor's tunnel...

I gave you a like because of formatting 

 

 

I appreciated that you put more effort forward than most of the team.

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52 minutes ago, Nobis_Ghost said:

Never an ounce of fear for this team, but them heading out to Texas has me worried. I'd start Schaub, he was throwing 40 yarders in warm ups, didn't see matt throw on more than 30, and the one in the game that Julio dropped. And please NEVER boo your own team, that is low class. Get out of the Benz and go home.

Your other points are valid but start Schaub after the juicy contract MR signed? I can't cosign that one.

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