ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I'm going to give this thing called optimism / rose-colored glasses / wishful thinking a try. Some of you may wonder, "Hey how will this happen?" Well... here's how! The Falcons dedicate one practice to bring out the dog in the players; get back to the basics that made them tough enough to make it to the elite level of the NFL! No music at practice. Music is for winners. Get a winning record then get music. Nothing but Flowery Branch's finest municipal water to drink; Winners get ice-cold Gatorade. Bring back drills that help get rid of the soft stigma and play 7-man sled Madden would be proud Oklahoma Drills Freeman has to keep repeating the drill it if he jukes side to side unnecessarily Tackling Drills etc Certain players need to be motivated by more than just their contracts Bench Freeman and start Ito Smith. Freeman plays better with a chip on his shoulder Show Beasley highlights from his 15.5 sack season Stop overthinking and just play Tell Matthews that blocking Watt is a battle for elite NFL pedigree status. The Matthews must defeat the Watts. Show Deion Jones The Program and tell him to focus on Alvin Mack "Let's open up a can ... and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out." Don't be satisfied until snot bubbles are coming from Hyde's and Johnson's noses During the pregame speech, Dan Quinn must give an impassioned speech! No more "all 3 phases, execution, brotherhood" blah blah blah! boring With a fervor in his demeanor, a glazed look in his eye, a menacing smirk, spittle in his goatee; he should end the speech with: "Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!" and the Falcons run out of the visitor's tunnel... Geneaut, Big_Dog, Mojojojo and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlabamaFalconFan Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Stopped reading at "bring out the dog in the players". Sorry but you cant bring out the dog in a player, they either have it or they don't. Can't walk, pet, feed, or coach it out. MoFalconsFan56, The Daywalker, Knight of God and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, AlabamaFalconFan said: Stopped reading at "bring out the dog in the players". Sorry but you cant bring out the dog in a player, they either have it or they don't. Can't walk, pet, feed, or coach it out. They have it or else they couldn't have made it to the NFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moist Words Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, ThemDarnFalconsBoy! said: I'm going to give this thing called optimism / rose-colored glasses / wishful thinking a try. Some of you may wonder, "Hey how will this happen?" Well... here's how! The Falcons dedicate one practice to bring out the dog in the players; get back to the basics that made them tough enough to make it to the elite level of the NFL! No music at practice. Music is for winners. Get a winning record then get music. Nothing but Flowery Branch's finest municipal water to drink; Winners get ice-cold Gatorade. Bring back drills that help get rid of the soft stigma and play 7-man sled Madden would be proud Oklahoma Drills Freeman has to keep repeating the drill it if he jukes side to side unnecessarily Tackling Drills etc Certain players need to be motivated by more than just their contracts Bench Freeman and start Ito Smith. Freeman plays better with a chip on his shoulder Show Beasley highlights from his 15.5 sack season Stop overthinking and just play Tell Matthews that blocking Watt is a battle for elite NFL pedigree status. The Matthews must defeat the Watts. Show Deion Jones The Program and tell him to focus on Alvin Mack "Let's open up a can ... and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out." Don't be satisfied until snot bubbles are coming from Hyde's and Johnson's noses During the pregame speech, Dan Quinn must give an impassioned speech! No more "all 3 phases, execution, brotherhood" blah blah blah! boring With a fervor in his demeanor, a glazed look in his eye, a menacing smirk, spittle in his goatee; he should end the speech with: "Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!" and the Falcons run out of the visitor's tunnel... I gave you a like because of formatting I appreciated that you put more effort forward than most of the team. NWFALCON, VTCrunkler, CADirtyBird and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacific_Falcon Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Larry plz ban TY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quotemokc Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I would have an easier time believing this if the Texans were in the NFC dothan_birdman and Falcons Fan MVP 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spliff Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Some weird-*** fan fiction you got going there. Stray Dog THA GAWD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwifalcon Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 35 points has this offense scored that much in a game the last 2 and half years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFanSince1969 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 50 shades of red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobis_Ghost Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Never an ounce of fear for this team, but them heading out to Texas has me worried. I'd start Schaub, he was throwing 40 yarders in warm ups, didn't see matt throw on more than 30, and the one in the game that Julio dropped. And please NEVER boo your own team, that is low class. Get out of the Benz and go home. NWFALCON 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieK Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Stop playing Madden on rookie setting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sarcomere Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Where's the part where we manage blow the lead with only a quarter and a half of football to play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobis_Ghost Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, EddieK said: Stop playing Madden on rookie setting I've never played video games, I write them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieK Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Nobis_Ghost said: I've never played video games, I write them. Cool story bro Emmitt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoFalconsFan56 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 More likely we lose 35-3 and Quinn gets canned. **** this team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, Pacific_Falcon said: Larry plz ban TY Ban. Why? Some of the points in it were serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, quotemokc said: I would have an easier time believing this if the Texans were in the NFC Stranger things have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 (edited) 48 minutes ago, Spliff said: Some weird-*** fan fiction you got going there. Benching Freeman would light a fire in him. That's probably not fiction. Plus Ito has been outperforming him lately. Edited October 2, 2019 by ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 48 minutes ago, kiwifalcon said: 35 points has this offense scored that much in a game the last 2 and half years. 11/4/2018 - Falcons v Redskins: https://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=401030826 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 52 minutes ago, FalconFanSince1969 said: 50 shades of red? I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 52 minutes ago, Nobis_Ghost said: Never an ounce of fear for this team, but them heading out to Texas has me worried. I'd start Schaub, he was throwing 40 yarders in warm ups, didn't see matt throw on more than 30, and the one in the game that Julio dropped. And please NEVER boo your own team, that is low class. Get out of the Benz and go home. Your other points are valid but start Schaub after the juicy contract MR signed? I can't cosign that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcons007 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I will have what this guy is smoking.. Spliff, Emmitt and NeonDeion 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 53 minutes ago, EddieK said: Stop playing Madden on rookie setting I play All-Pro when I do play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 56 minutes ago, Lord Sarcomere said: Where's the part where we manage blow the lead with only a quarter and a half of football to play? Omitted. I'm trying to be optimistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemDarnFalconsBoy! Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 57 minutes ago, Nobis_Ghost said: I've never played video games, I write them. Unity, Unreal, etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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