Baby Dik Dik Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 I've done a lot of stupid ****, since I'm a moron and all. I'll have to think on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owsley Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Got married.... Going through the divorce process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thofin21 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I can't even tell you ,it would get me in serious trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostone Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Believed the falcons would win a SB in my lifetime Billy Ocean, NightPain, Ezekiel 25:17 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted September 21, 2019 Author Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 hours ago, lostone said: Believed the falcons would win a SB in my lifetime I made a 6 hour drive to watch that game with my brother. That's pretty dumb. The drive back was just swell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostone Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Boner said: I made a 6 hour drive to watch that game with my brother. That's pretty dumb. The drive back was just swell. Especially with your wife’s bf HolyMoses 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sn4ttBack Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Got invited to a girl's dorm room alone, chít-chatted for a few minutes and then left. HolyMoses and NightPain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouDog Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Got caught smoking a joint on a picnic table behind the courthouse. Judge opened the window to his office and started yelling at me. I proceeded to throw a brick through the window he was yelling out of. Baby Dik Dik, Sn4ttBack and Billy Ocean 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOzOne Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 This weekend? Spent three hours trying to find a bootleg feed for the Spence v Porter fight yesterday. Cursed as I was unsuccessful through Reddit, bunch of Kodi apps, multiple Firestick apks, only to realize at 9:30 PM that the fight is next week. Ask again tomorrow and I'll have that beat by a mile. HolyMoses and Big_Dog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 On 9/22/2019 at 8:32 PM, LouDog said: Got caught smoking a joint on a picnic table behind the courthouse. Judge opened the window to his office and started yelling at me. I proceeded to throw a brick through the window he was yelling out of. This is my second favorite post I've seen here over the past few months. LouDog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouDog Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Boner said: This is my second favorite post I've seen here over the past few months. I did some dumb **** growing up. It was a lot of fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, LouDog said: I did some dumb **** growing up. It was a lot of fun I did, too. I intended to share some of those stories here but I got lazy. How old were you when you did that, btw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouDog Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Boner said: I did, too. I intended to share some of those stories here but I got lazy. How old were you when you did that, btw? 13 or 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, LouDog said: 13 or 14 I think you might be my older brother. BRB, gonna send a text real quick.. **** it, I'll share some of his stories. They are better than mine. When my older brother was about 14 he stole my mom's car and drove it to our grandmother's house. She lived 500 miles away. No one knows how he got there. No cell phone, no GPS, no internet.... My grandma said she went out to get the newspaper in the morning and saw my mom's car there. She walked up to the driver's side door and saw my brother, who was trying to pretend like he was asleep. That is my favorite part of that story, the fact that he thought he could fake sleep his way out of stealing my mom's car and driving it without a license to another state. LouDog, Serge and Sn4ttBack 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Started paying attention to politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouDog Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Boner said: I think you might be my older brother. BRB, gonna send a text real quick.. **** it, I'll share some of his stories. They are better than mine. When my older brother was about 14 he stole my mom's car and drove it to our grandmother's house. She lived 500 miles away. No one knows how he got there. No cell phone, no GPS, no internet.... My grandma said she went out to get the newspaper in the morning and saw my mom's car there. She walked up to the driver's side door and saw my brother, who was trying to pretend like he was asleep. That is my favorite part of that story, the fact that he thought he could fake sleep his way out of stealing my mom's car and driving it without a license to another state. Lmfao that is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyMoses Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I “joined” ABF. capologist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Troutsky Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I wasted time reading this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Dog Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Thinking the Falcons would surprise us this year. Sn4ttBack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezekiel 25:17 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 9/21/2019 at 4:47 PM, Sn4tteRBoxXeR said: Got invited to a girl's dorm room alone, chít-chatted for a few minutes and then left. Dude, I can’t tell you how many times I did that $hit! I have no idea of how loose booty I missed out on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezekiel 25:17 Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Big_Dog said: Thinking the Falcons would surprise us this year. Getting my a$$ up and actually being excited to go to the game today. Even though I knew better! Big_Dog 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouDog Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) Lets hear some more Edited October 2, 2019 by LouDog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kingfish Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Thinking the Braves would win a postseason series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightPain Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 (edited) On 9/21/2019 at 2:47 PM, Sn4tteRBoxXeR said: Got invited to a girl's dorm room alone, chít-chatted for a few minutes and then left. I’ve done some of that as well. I would have a girl call me after she’d get out of the club to see what I was doing My answer was always just sleeping/chillin or something dumb along those. Put two and two together a few months after she moved on. Sad days. Edited October 4, 2019 by Scrunchomarx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayBlueBleeder Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Since we need more topics like this on this forum ill bump it with a story: Only time i got in serious trouble was when it involved two sisters i was hanging out with. We decided to hop the fence at a local pool late one night (ya'll can see where my thought is already lol) and go for a swim. As we were in the pool another group of guys came over and started talking with the girls I was with. To get their attention back to me I figured it would be a good idea to take all of the pool furniture (probably 20-30 chairs/recliners + tables and umbrellas) and throw them into the pool to show off... Long story short, cops came, got arrested, had to pay $2,000 in restitution fees and the only time my "member" got wet was when I was in the pool.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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