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I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support.

The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him.

"They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!"

He was happy about it.

Like I said...scumbag.

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18 minutes ago, octoslash said:

I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support.

The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him.

"They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!"

He was happy about it.

Like I said...scumbag.

Is this simply a joke told in 1st person narrative for effect?

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1 hour ago, octoslash said:

I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support.

The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him.

"They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!"

He was happy about it.

Like I said...scumbag.

IHOP training program. Nice to know career services are being offered for rehabilitating offenders.

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16 hours ago, octoslash said:

I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support.

The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him.

"They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!"

He was happy about it.

Like I said...scumbag.

****! TATF is weird place to learn new things every day.

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19 hours ago, octoslash said:

I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support.

The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him.

"They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!"

He was happy about it.

Like I said...scumbag.

 

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