nolove4thecrook Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) So when I was in jail I had to watch the same ESPN show like three times to get the full schedule but I managed to get it and make the following prediction from my jail cell. Edited May 23, 2019 by nolove4thecrook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustFalcon Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 I thought you were going to predict how many players would go to jail this offseason. falcons007, BirdFan33, wilco and 11 others 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1989Fan Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Or how many times you were gonna go back to jail...you seem pretty proud of it. NeonDeion, Vandy, FalconBlood and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octoslash Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support. The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him. "They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!" He was happy about it. Like I said...scumbag. nolove4thecrook, Kaptain Krazy and Eight Track 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconsIn2012 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, AustFalcon said: I thought you were going to predict how many players would go to jail this offseason. I thought it was going to be how long before I return to jail...jk nolove4thecrook 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconsIn2012 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, octoslash said: I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support. The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him. "They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!" He was happy about it. Like I said...scumbag. Is this simply a joke told in 1st person narrative for effect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterBateser Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1) loss to the Cardinals? You're bad at predictions find something else. 2) get over the jail thing man. No one gives a ****. ⚡Slumerican⚡, Tribal Chief, GeorgiaBoyz and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 How do they lose to the 49ers and score only 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
⚡Slumerican⚡ Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Wow, cards are gonna push our duke in without a secondary? You must be predicting Alford having a career game against us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atl Falcon Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Not bad for a jail bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octoslash Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 54 minutes ago, Falconsin2012 said: Is this simply a joke told in 1st person narrative for effect? No. It's the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaptain Krazy Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, octoslash said: I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support. The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him. "They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!" He was happy about it. Like I said...scumbag. IHOP training program. Nice to know career services are being offered for rehabilitating offenders. octoslash and Tim Mazetti 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandy Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 hours ago, 1989Fan said: Or how many times you were gonna go back to jail...you seem pretty proud of it. 1989Fan, Tim Mazetti, Cole World and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff_Man Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Did you do time for bad handwriting? octoslash, Tim Mazetti, DD: Objective Elite and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eight Track Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 What's the over/under for having sex at Mercedes Benz Stadium? nolove4thecrook 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiruz Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Got us beating the ovarys in the first week, I'll take it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
federicofalcon2 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I can see this being plausible, but i dont see us losing to BOTH AZ and SF, we either beat one or beat them both. IMO I feel we win both, but possibly losing week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcons007 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 16 hours ago, octoslash said: I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support. The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him. "They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!" He was happy about it. Like I said...scumbag. ****! TATF is weird place to learn new things every day. octoslash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconfansince66 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 You had me LMAO at losing to the Cardinals and that Arizona will put up more points than the Vikings, Colts and @New Orleans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTCrunkler Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 They let you have both pencil and pen? Thats a recipie for mayhem. ill take the overall record, but loosing to the cards? just not in the cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandy Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 19 hours ago, octoslash said: I have a scumbag brother spent three months in jail several years back because he didn't pay child support. The first time I saw him after he got out, I asked him what jail had done to him. "They taught me how to make eleven hundred pancakes in under an hour! Had to cook up them sumbicches every morning!" He was happy about it. Like I said...scumbag. octoslash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitan Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 **** pimp.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octoslash Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 11 hours ago, The Great American said: What's the over/under for having sex at Mercedes Benz Stadium? Already been done. Did you see the way the refs f*** the Falcons in the Buffalo game with that Ryan so-called fumble? Eight Track, nolove4thecrook and ATLSlobberKnockers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconAge Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 The meme "weird flex but okay" was made for you lmao NeonDeion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeonDeion Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 I predict you will go back to jail for having sex in the stadium nolove4thecrook 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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