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“This Former Falcon . . .” (Jeopardy)

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$200

This former Falcon spent most of his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta drunk in Buckhead before getting shipped off to NFL Siberia (Where he experienced moderate success.  OK, he’s a HOF’er.)

$400

This former Falcon WR cost us a number one pick and a truckload of cash.  When he was released after a brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, his final message was “I hate y’all!”

$600

According to Tod Weiner, this former Falcon “wasn’t prepared to coach adults.”  After his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, he said goodbye to his players via post it notes. 

$800

This former Falcon was signed to a massive free agent contract to bookend John Abraham at defensive end.  After his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta (when his singular achievement was making Kroy Bierman an NFL starter) he enjoyed brief and unproductive careers as an instagram Brief model and a Boxer. 

$ 1000

This former Falcon was signed to an obscene Free Agent contract because he was a BEAST along side Ray Lewis in Baltimore.   After a brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, during which he was utterly forgettable, he was utterly forgotten.  

 

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5 minutes ago, HolyMoses said:

$200

This former Falcon spent most of his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta drunk in Buckhead before getting shipped off to NFL Siberia (Where he experienced moderate success.  OK, he’s a HOF’er.)

Brett Favre

$400

This former Falcon WR cost us a number one pick and a truckload of cash.  When he was released after a brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, his final message was “I hate y’all!” Peerless Price (I looked that one up)

$600

According to Tod Weiner, this former Falcon “wasn’t prepared to coach adults.”  After his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, he said goodbye to his players via post it notes. 

Petrino

$800

This former Falcon was signed to a massive free agent contract to bookend John Abraham at defensive end.  After his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta (when his singular achievement was making Kroy Bierman an NFL starter) he enjoyed brief and unproductive careers as an instagram Brief model and a Boxer. Ed Hartwell?

$ 1000

This former Falcon was signed to an obscene Free Agent contract because he was a BEAST along side Ray Lewis in Baltimore.   After a brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, during which he was utterly forgettable, he was utterly forgotten.  

 

 

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Just looked up Hartwell’s transition...lol.  You thought Shraeder fell off quickly.  Hartwell went from 144 tackles/3sacks, 94 tackles/3 sacks, 94 tackles....signs with Atlanta and gets 22 tackles & 40 tackles.  Clearly injuries ruined his time in Atl

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5 minutes ago, rounz said:

Dang, I don't even remember a Courtney Upshaw

It’s Hartwell.  Upshaw never would have played with Lewis.  I had a brain fart

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2 minutes ago, Falconsin2012 said:

Just looked up Hartwrll’s transition...lol.  You thought Shraeder fell off quickly.  Hartwell went from 144 tackles/3sacks, 94 tackles/3 sacks, 94 tackles....signs with Atlanta and gets 22 tackles & 40 tackles.  Clearly injuries ruined his time in Atl

Finished his career in 2010 as a .....Las Vegas Locomotive!?!?

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10 minutes ago, Drew4719 said:

I knew all the answers without having to look any of them up, how depressing lol.

Could be worse.  Between 1999-2016, Browns fans could have an entire season of Jeopardy dedicated to the busts and FA signee’s who under performed.  

During that time they also had to suffer the indignity of watching  their former team (Ravens) win 2 SB’s in 10 years.  That would be a kick to the nuts

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4 minutes ago, rounz said:

OK

This  Falcon coach also had his son-in-law on the coaching staff

Mike Smith was Brian Billicks Brother in Law, but Dan Reeves had his son in Law as special teams coach. 

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1 minute ago, HolyMoses said:

Mike Smith was Brian Billicks Brother in Law, but Dan Reeves had his son in Law as special teams coach. 

Yeah was thinking about Reeves and DeCamillas.

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53 minutes ago, HolyMoses said:

$200

This former Falcon spent most of his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta drunk in Buckhead before getting shipped off to NFL Siberia (Where he experienced moderate success.  OK, he’s a HOF’er.)

$400

This former Falcon WR cost us a number one pick and a truckload of cash.  When he was released after a brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, his final message was “I hate y’all!”

$600

According to Tod Weiner, this former Falcon “wasn’t prepared to coach adults.”  After his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, he said goodbye to his players via post it notes. 

$800

This former Falcon was signed to a massive free agent contract to bookend John Abraham at defensive end.  After his brief and unproductive time in Atlanta (when his singular achievement was making Kroy Bierman an NFL starter) he enjoyed brief and unproductive careers as an instagram Brief model and a Boxer. 

$ 1000

This former Falcon was signed to an obscene Free Agent contract because he was a BEAST along side Ray Lewis in Baltimore.   After a brief and unproductive time in Atlanta, during which he was utterly forgettable, he was utterly forgotten.  

 

Who are...

Brett Favre

Peerless Price

Bobby Petrino

Ray Edwards

Ed hartwell

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