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Meltdown 2018 Season

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FSU band director: Alright everyone we’ve got our sheet music for Monday

Student: This is just a bunch of Os

Band director: Exactly

Student 2: Actually sir we thought maybe we could do a bit more

Band director: Like what

Student 3: Well, the Game of Thrones theme is really popular

Band director: Play it for me

Band plays it

Student 3: What did you think

Band director: Hear me out, what if we played that but said OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO over it

Student 3: I guess that could work...

Band director: And what if instead of Game of Thrones theme we did the regular music instead!

Students: But...

Band director: Clearly you don’t respect the letter O so I found someone who does

Door kicks open

Students collectively: Oh god

I’M COACH O N IMMAON SAM SESAME STREET BEAUXSHAT N DAS AS BRAT TO Y’ALL BA TH LETTA O GEAUX TIGAHS

:lol::lol::lol: 

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Ole Miss

 

Never score first against Alabama. It pisses them off. Don’t score second either, it also pisses them off.

That wasn’t a game. That was a televised murder. After 1 quarter it was like watching OJ drive around in the white bronco for over 45 more minutes.

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29 minutes ago, 95Dawg said:

I hate to say it but I have a very good idea what one of the teams this week will be. 

 

Goggles for the Heisma... oh

Thats a 5 star handoff if I’ve ever seen one

Hi, I’m Jake Fromm with Directv and I helped lead my team to a national title game through one of the toughest schedules in the country!

...and I’m Jake Fromm with cable and I help my team get blown out by Ed Orgeron.

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Thought these "U" ones were good

 

Mark Richt has lost control of my will to live.

 

Miami should be bumped down to tropical storm tbh

 

 

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