Leon Troutsky 26,886 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 ...wanted to show my Indonesian friend around Atlanta a few years ago. My friend happens to be one of the highest government officials in their version of the Secretary of State’s office in the second largest city in Indonesia. He was visiting Atlanta to observe Georgia election administration. After the typical dinner and a few drinks, the two Georgia state senators decided that my Indonesian (and Muslim) friend needed to see a strib club. By my friend’s description, it sounded like Midtown, but I’m not positive. However, these two Georgia senators wanted to show my Indonesian (and Muslim) friend that not all strip clubs are like you see in the movies. So they selected one for him to visit where the women were...to quote what he remembers them saying...”stanky skanks”. As he tells the story, the women were rather homely and some were on the plus size. After several more beers, the two state senators paid for a large, unattractive woman to give my Indonesian (did I mention he’s Muslim?) friend a lap dance. After a few more beers, and however long a “stanky skank lapdance” lasts, the two state senators apparently became beligerant, loud, and argumentative with the “stanky skanks” attending to my Indonesian (and Muslim) friend. According to my friend, there was almost an altercation with the staff and they were all politely asked to “get the f*** out”. Sadly, a lot of the finer details are probably lost to time and repression because this was several years ago and my Indonesian friend (who I have seen two times since he as in Atlanta) decided to tell me about this only a few days ago. However, I wanted to take this opportunity to congratulate the Georgia state government for it’s innovative efforts at international diplomacy and cultural exchange with one of the largest countries in the world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDaveG 43,834 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 The absolute biggest drunken maniac I ever met was a Florida State Senator. He was a groomsman at a friend's wedding. He got **** faced and loudly talked politics all night. My favorite from that discussion was about Marco Rubio: "Some people cut and some people stick. Marco cuts." Imagine it said by a dude who looks a lot like Owen Wilson and is sloshing scotch all over the patio of a very nice conference center at a wedding reception, whilst wearing a tuxedo with the shirt unbuttoned and the clip on bow tie hanging loosely around his sweaty neck. He puked in the bushes at one point. Then ordered another drink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Ocean 33,314 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 Anytime I'm in Midtown I'd be happy to take your friends to Onyx. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DoYouSeeWhatHappensLarry 7,402 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 hours ago, JDaveG said: The absolute biggest drunken maniac I ever met was a Florida State Senator. He was a groomsman at a friend's wedding. He got **** faced and loudly talked politics all night. My favorite from that discussion was about Marco Rubio: "Some people cut and some people stick. Marco cuts." Imagine it said by a dude who looks a lot like Owen Wilson and is sloshing scotch all over the patio of a very nice conference center at a wedding reception, whilst wearing a tuxedo with the shirt unbuttoned and the clip on bow tie hanging loosely around his sweaty neck. He puked in the bushes at one point. Then ordered another drink. I have tremendous respect for those of us that are strong adherents to the "boot 'n rally" strategy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDaveG 43,834 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, DoYouSeeWhatHappensLarry said: I have tremendous respect for those of us that are strong adherents to the "boot 'n rally" strategy. This dude is a black belt in boot n' rally. Like, if there were masters of the art, he'd be this guy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Monarch 11,863 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 I'm a strong adherent to the "I handle my liquor like a ******* boss so I never have to boot in the first place" strategy. Then again, I'm a professional drinker, so maybe it's not for everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leon Troutsky 26,886 Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 hours ago, The Monarch said: I'm a strong adherent to the "I handle my liquor like a ******* boss so I never have to boot in the first place" strategy. Then again, I'm a professional drinker, so maybe it's not for everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WhenFalconsWin 27,695 Posted May 10, 2018 Share Posted May 10, 2018 9 hours ago, JDaveG said: The absolute biggest drunken maniac I ever met was a Florida State Senator. He was a groomsman at a friend's wedding. He got **** faced and loudly talked politics all night. My favorite from that discussion was about Marco Rubio: "Some people cut and some people stick. Marco cuts." Imagine it said by a dude who looks a lot like Owen Wilson and is sloshing scotch all over the patio of a very nice conference center at a wedding reception, whilst wearing a tuxedo with the shirt unbuttoned and the clip on bow tie hanging loosely around his sweaty neck. He puked in the bushes at one point. Then ordered another drink. I met a drunken Ted (Lion of the Senate) Kennedy twice. He was not a very nice man, but I'm speaking a drunken Teddy. Some people are just nasty drunks though. Don't know what he was like sober, of course from the way I hear it, that would've been pretty hard to do, the odds would've been low in other words. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vogelgryff 4,484 Posted May 11, 2018 Share Posted May 11, 2018 On 5/10/2018 at 2:01 PM, Leon Troutsky said: (...) the two Georgia state senators decided that my Indonesian (and Muslim) friend needed to see a strib club. After several more beers, the two state senators paid for a large, unattractive woman to give my Indonesian (did I mention he’s Muslim?) friend a lap dance. You mean a lab dance? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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