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Just now, RING OF HONOR said:

I only eat candy once a year...the night of Halloween...I sneak into my kids room while they're asleep and eat a lot of their candy...then watch with a stomach ache while they fight and blame each other for stealing each others candy the next morning...I CANT HELP IT...

Go Falcons:ninja:

LMFAO! :lol:

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1 hour ago, RING OF HONOR said:

I only eat candy once a year...the night of Halloween...I sneak into my kids room while they're asleep and eat a lot of their candy...then watch with a stomach ache while they fight and blame each other for stealing each others candy the next morning...I CANT HELP IT...

Go Falcons:ninja:

:lol:

We forgive ya man!

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6 hours ago, RING OF HONOR said:

I only eat candy once a year...the night of Halloween...I sneak into my kids room while they're asleep and eat a lot of their candy...then watch with a stomach ache while they fight and blame each other for stealing each others candy the next morning...I CANT HELP IT...

Go Falcons:ninja:

I thought you was gonna say your confession was you're drunk right now.

 

RISE UP!!!

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3 minutes ago, ChickenBiscuit said:

Don't tell them. A time will come when you and your family are talking about old memories and you'll bring it up and blow their minds. It was you all along. The grinch who stole halloween candy.

Lol....I'll probably wait until I'm old and on my death bed...with all my family around..look at my kids and say." All those years it was me that stole the Halloween candy" smile...and take my last breath...:lol:

 

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8 hours ago, RING OF HONOR said:

I only eat candy once a year...the night of Halloween...I sneak into my kids room while they're asleep and eat a lot of their candy...then watch with a stomach ache while they fight and blame each other for stealing each others candy the next morning...I CANT HELP IT...

Go Falcons:ninja:

I’m even worse. I sneak in and steal my grandbabies candy.

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Just now, Xfactor said:

I take out all the good candy and give the trick or treaters the ****** candy.

 

LOL

This year I didn't get any candy until the very last minute.  All Publix had was Sweet Tarts, Haribo gummies, and Nerds.  And some Tootsie Rolls, which legally don't even qualify as 'chocolate'.

I texted my wife,  'I got crappy candy for the heathens, and already removed the red Tootsie Pops for myself'. 

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11 hours ago, RING OF HONOR said:

I only eat candy once a year...the night of Halloween...I sneak into my kids room while they're asleep and eat a lot of their candy...then watch with a stomach ache while they fight and blame each other for stealing each others candy the next morning...I CANT HELP IT...

Go Falcons:ninja:

You had me until "I only eat candy once a year":ninja:

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11 hours ago, RING OF HONOR said:

I only eat candy once a year...the night of Halloween...I sneak into my kids room while they're asleep and eat a lot of their candy...then watch with a stomach ache while they fight and blame each other for stealing each others candy the next morning...I CANT HELP IT...

Go Falcons:ninja:

dude, parents have been doing this for years and years. I bet your parents did it, did you ever get in any fights with your siblings the morning after halloween???? :mmmhmm:  did I just cause flashbacks?  bahahahaha.....and now you know

 

here's another one, the first time as a parent you remember slamming the door to your kids room, and then making faces at the door....remember when you were a kid and your parent slammed the door and you stood there making faces at the door or even flipping it off? yeah, they were on the other side doing the same thing....sorry to have to tell you that, but, as the Lion King says, 'circle of life'

 

:lol::lol:

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4 hours ago, RING OF HONOR said:

Lol....I'll probably wait until I'm old and on my death bed...with all my family around..look at my kids and say." All those years it was me that stole the Halloween candy" smile...and take my last breath...:lol:

 

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