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That B.C. Communications Degree has really come in handy at hiding his true nature

Real fans know exactly what I'm talking about

 

Bears @ Falcons 10/12/2008

Matt Mormon: "Michael Jenkins was clutch. And then it was a great kick by Jason Elam."

Matt Murder: "Do exactly what I say and we're gonna win this f*cking game !"

Panthers @ Falcons 9/30/12

Matt Mormon: "This was a good team win against a division opponent."

Matt Murder: "Get the F*ck Off Our Field !"

To Opposing defenses:

Matt Mormon: "Yeah you're making some plays, good hustle out there!"

Matt Murder: "You Can't. F*cking. Stop. It."

On Love

 

Matt Mormon: "I honestly believe there's somebody out there for everybody"

Matt Murder: "I look at some females and think WHO THE F*CK GOT HER PREGNANT? got **** you can't get that horny"

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Wrong kicker
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29 minutes ago, FalconAge said:

That B.C. Communications Degree has really come in handy at hiding his true nature

Real fans know exactly what I'm talking about

 

Bears @ Falcons 10/12/2008

Matt Mormon: "Michael Jenkins was clutch. And then it was a great kick by Matt Bryant."

Matt Murder: "Do exactly what I say and we're gonna win this f*cking game !"

Panthers @ Falcons 9/30/12

Matt Mormon: "This was a good team win against a division opponent."

Matt Murder: "Get the F*ck Off Our Field !"

To Opposing defenses:

Matt Mormon: "Yeah you're making some plays, good hustle out there!"

Matt Murder: "You Can't. F*cking. Stop. It."

On Love

 

Matt Mormon: "I honestly believe there's somebody out there for everybody"

Matt Murder: "I look at some females and think WHO THE F*CK GOT HER PREGNANT? got **** you can't get that horny"

FA, ICE is Catholic, but I get your point. I prefer the entire sports world not respect or care about the team. Payback is coming to the nonbelievers.

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On Seahawks' dirty players 1/14/17:

Matt Mormon: " I told our guys just to maintain focus. One play at a time, take care of our business"

Matt Murder: "Listen, we got bigger shlt going for us than getting even in one of these little fights. Keep your head, they're gonna do dumb shlt. Play our game !"

Getting Open Versus the Legion of Boom 1/14/17:

Matt Mormon: " We got some looks that we had seen on film. From there we just adjusted and our guys made plays."

Matt Murder: " Go away from whichever way the safety is going. So both of ya'll motherf*ckers JUST HAUL A$$ !!

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On 1/16/2017 at 4:34 AM, FalconAge said:

Bears @ Falcons 10/12/2008

Matt Mormon: "Michael Jenkins was clutch. And then it was a great kick by Jason Elam."

Matt Murder: "Do exactly what I say and we're gonna win this f*cking game !"

All I have to say is ... "DRIVE HOME SAFELY, ATLANTA WINS!" (if you were paying attention that week, you know exactly what I'm talking about).

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