roguebeaver Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 How else do you explain his current performance this year? And, I hope it continues... yes sir, Performance Enhancing Determination...PED that's the ticket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hingle McCringleberry Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) Easy, knowing the system and not having to think too much. Yes, i do know that this is sarcasm. Edited January 11, 2017 by Asault86 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NOVAFalconFan Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Actually, you're wrong. At the end of the frustrating 2015 season, Matt recognized that he had plateaued. He couldn't sleep one night, and just started aimlessly driving around Atlanta. He would think and drive, and drive and think. Perhaps driven by some mystic force that mortal men could never comprehend, he found himself in Villa Rica. Looking around, he saw that there was a small, old-style diner restaurant nearby. He stopped to get coffee and think. The diner was deserted at that late hour, so Matt sat at a booth in the back corner. He knew he was at a crossroads in his career. Absently, he heard the door to the cafe chime to announce another customer as he stared into his cup. Suddenly, he heard a voice unlike any he had heard before, simultaneously deep like Isaac Hayes, wise like Morgan Freeman, and gentle like Ghandi. "Do you mind if I sit down?" the voice asked. Matt looked up and recognized former Falcons legend Tony Martin. "Uh, sure," Matt said, surprised to discover that he didn't feel any of the irritation he would have expected in spite of the intrusion. "Can't stay long," Tony Martin said. "Just wanted to tell you I like your style." "Thanks," said Matt, as he suddenly noticed that his vision seemed to get sharper, and then sharper again. "But look," continued Tony Martin, "You got to master your fear, or else your fear will become your master." Suddenly, lightning struck outside out of a clear sky. Matt jumped, and when he turned back, Tony Martin was gone. Over the next few weeks, Matt realized that he was...changing. He could throw a football over the Georgia Dome...lengthwise. He remembered every license plate on his drive home from work...even from years before. But the biggest change was his hearing. The first time he took the practice field, he heard a sound rippling like thunder as the DBs jogged. He stared, but it was clear that nobody else heard it. Slowly, it dawned on him:. He could now hear the tendons in the knees and ankles of safeties and corners as they made cuts. He could tell who would be covered, and who was going to be open. And Tony Martin made it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtlantaFanatic Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I think he pumped in crowd talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconAge Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 35 minutes ago, NOVAFalconFan said: Actually, you're wrong. At the end of the frustrating 2015 season, Matt recognized that he had plateaued. He couldn't sleep one night, and just started aimlessly driving around Atlanta. He would think and drive, and drive and think. Perhaps driven by some mystic force that mortal men could never comprehend, he found himself in Villa Rica. Looking around, he saw that there was a small, old-style diner restaurant nearby. He stopped to get coffee and think. The diner was deserted at that late hour, so Matt sat at a booth in the back corner. He knew he was at a crossroads in his career. Absently, he heard the door to the cafe chime to announce another customer as he stared into his cup. Suddenly, he heard a voice unlike any he had heard before, simultaneously deep like Isaac Hayes, wise like Morgan Freeman, and gentle like Ghandi. "Do you mind if I sit down?" the voice asked. Matt looked up and recognized former Falcons legend Tony Martin. "Uh, sure," Matt said, surprised to discover that he didn't feel any of the irritation he would have expected in spite of the intrusion. "Can't stay long," Tony Martin said. "Just wanted to tell you I like your style." "Thanks," said Matt, as he suddenly noticed that his vision seemed to get sharper, and then sharper again. "But look," continued Tony Martin, "You got to master your fear, or else your fear will become your master." Suddenly, lightning struck outside out of a clear sky. Matt jumped, and when he turned back, Tony Martin was gone. Over the next few weeks, Matt realized that he was...changing. He could throw a football over the Georgia Dome...lengthwise. He remembered every license plate on his drive home from work...even from years before. But the biggest change was his hearing. The first time he took the practice field, he heard a sound rippling like thunder as the DBs jogged. He stared, but it was clear that nobody else heard it. Slowly, it dawned on him:. He could now hear the tendons in the knees and ankles of safeties and corners as they made cuts. He could tell who would be covered, and who was going to be open. And Tony Martin made it happen. What in the actual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of the Gaucho Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 this thread is odd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast-N-Da-Sheetz Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I've jokingly thought about it because his arm does look unusually stronger and he moves a lot faster on runs and roll outs. But umm... I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roguebeaver Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share Posted January 11, 2017 Confused some, did I? Determination was stated, not the other d word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MACK4ttACK Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 /cringe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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