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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

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PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday. “Special Counsel—outta my way!” shouted Mueller, swerving around fuel trucks and screeching onto an active taxiway as the Boeing 747 revved its engines to full power and began accelerating for liftoff. “Stop! Stop the ******* plane! I need to speak with the president!” At press time, Mueller had brought his SUV to a rapid, sliding halt at the end of the runway and could be seen yelling obscenities and pounding the hood of the automobile as the aircraft climbed into the sky and banked away to the northwest.

http://www.theonion.com/article/robert-mueller-driving-suv-100-mph-down-runway-air-56237

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2 minutes ago, mdrake34 said:

Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

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PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday. “Special Counsel—outta my way!” shouted Mueller, swerving around fuel trucks and screeching onto an active taxiway as the Boeing 747 revved its engines to full power and began accelerating for liftoff. “Stop! Stop the ******* plane! I need to speak with the president!” At press time, Mueller had brought his SUV to a rapid, sliding halt at the end of the runway and could be seen yelling obscenities and pounding the hood of the automobile as the aircraft climbed into the sky and banked away to the northwest.

http://www.theonion.com/article/robert-mueller-driving-suv-100-mph-down-runway-air-56237

I like my onions sauteed...just sayin'

Been on that runway many times in my life and AAFB golf courses too

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4 minutes ago, The Great American said:

Did the Republican board members have a "I hate Obama" thread back in the day?    I really don't recall. 

Steve literally started a "Bump until Obama is defeated in 2012" thread.  And yeah, that was just one thread, a new thread was usually created anytime he did anything offensive to conservatives.  Which was everything.  https://boards.atlantafalcons.com/topic/3483219-bump-till-obama-is-defeated-in-2012/

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1 minute ago, mdrake34 said:

Steve literally started a "Bump until Obama is defeated in 2012" thread.  And yeah, that was just one thread, a new thread was usually created anytime he did anything offensive to conservatives.  Which was everything.  https://boards.atlantafalcons.com/topic/3483219-bump-till-obama-is-defeated-in-2012/

and the board liberals have had the class to keep Trump's wife out of it unlike the media and some of the conservatives on this board

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2 minutes ago, The Great American said:

I could care less.  It's not a hill worth dying on in my opinion.  

I would have assumed you were waiting to fight and die on the "Obama didn't get as much hate as Trump on the internet" hill until you said that. 

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