What is the Dumbest Thing You Will Admit to Doing?

[HolyMoses 12,064]

Aside from posting on this Message Board over approaching 10,000 times . . .

During my golf game Sunday, Mrs. HolyMoses texted me that I needed to clean the gutters Sunday afternoon (even though the Falcons were playing.)  We have a non connected garage which requires a ladder.  Since our extension ladder did not survive our six moves over the last few years, I needed to use the ladder that our contractor had laying around, so time was of the essence because I was not sure how long the contractors would be leaving their ladder around.  So right after the game, I dutifully cleaned the gutters on the garage. I figured I would get to the rest of the house . . . later

Yesterday afternoon, Mrs. HolyMoses reminded me that it is going to storm like crazy and I needed to finish the gutters.  Unfortunately, I can't get home until dark.  So, at 6:15, with the wind howling and leaf blower in tow, I head up to the roof of our two story home with ledges easily 30 feet above pavement in places.  It seemed like a better idea than dealing with rain soaked guck next weekend.  But I certainly could see the "Darwin Award" headline if something had gone wrong.  I really should get a chimney harness . . . .

Glad I lived to post this.

[JDaveG 42,564]

I voted for George W. Bush in 2000.

[HolyMoses 12,064]

Just now, JDaveG said:

I voted for George W. Bush in 2000.

And I voted for Trump in the primaries . . . .

[JDaveG 42,564]

Just now, holymoses said:

And I voted for Trump in the primaries . . . .

I concede.

[capologist 13,660]

I once hit the bottom of a roof of a house at 50 MPH and totaled a Mustang...

[Leon Troutsky 26,485]

I once Googled "Lemon Party" after seeing it mentioned on the boards...wait, sorry, that was silentbob.

[dirtyhairy 1,077]

Too many to list but trying to push my car off a tree, which snapped my forarm in 2 places, in front of my small daughters while deep in the woods camping, has to rank high. 

[lostone 18,060]

Drank a 5th of everclear in one sitting.  Almost died bros

12 hours of dry heave and pass out 

[JDaveG 42,564]

3 minutes ago, lostone said:

Drank a 5th of everclear in one sitting.  Almost died bros

12 hours of dry heave and pass out 

Oh, man, if we're going to include substance abuse, I might have to revise my answer.

Though it might bolster my claim somewhat that I was sober when I voted for Dubya.

[Psychic Gibbon 46,836]

I go on a football team's forum to argue about politics.

[clownorg 10,487]

Got Married....

[clownorg 10,487]

Drank a 1.75 liter bottle of Vodka in 45 minutes as a teenager

[lostone 18,060]

5 minutes ago, clownorg said:

Drank a 1.75 liter bottle of Vodka in 45 minutes as a teenager

How many days of drunkedness?

[clownorg 10,487]

Got really drunk one Night at a concert in NYC and decided to be responsible and not drive home, so  I jumped in the car, laid down in the back seast and took a nap.

 

 

Only Problem... I got in the wrong car.. Woke up in some random dude's driveway in Connecticut (And the ******* wouldn't even drive me to the train station.. told me he wasn't giving a stranger a ride.. I said you did last night *******, that's how I got here )  and had to find my way back to the city Then find where my car was and drive back to NJ

[clownorg 10,487]

1 minute ago, lostone said:

How many days of drunkedness?

 

Woke up in the hospital with Alcohol poisoning and an IV so it was just one real bad hangover

[Grrrillapmpn Inc.® 7,360]

Accidentally stapled my thumb. 

[capologist 13,660]

1 hour ago, clownorg said:

Got Married....

I can overlook that, she was hot so I don't blame ya...lol

[silentbob1272 6,050]

2 hours ago, Leon Troutsky said:

I once Googled "Lemon Party" after seeing it mentioned on the boards...wait, sorry, that was silentbob.

[clownorg 10,487]

8 minutes ago, capologist said:

I can overlook that, she was hot so I don't blame ya...lol

The hotness didn't level out the craziness or cuntiness.

Besides, I've upgraded and found hotter.

[capologist 13,660]

7 minutes ago, clownorg said:

The hotness didn't level out the craziness or cuntiness.

Besides, I've upgraded and found hotter.

Agreed!

[WhenFalconsWin 27,931]

3 hours ago, clownorg said:

Drank a 1.75 liter bottle of Vodka in 45 minutes as a teenager

 

I actually looked at hm's election map...I did laugh though

[HolyMoses 12,064]

2 minutes ago, WhenFalconsWin said:

 

I actually looked at hm's election map...I did laugh though

Dang.  I forgot about that.  I still owe SOMEONE an autographed picture . . .

[The Great American 4,499]

Drive by egging of police cars parked at the station.  

[AF89 46,797]

I remember furiously defending  Petrino cause he was only 1 year in and being in what I can only call denial about Vick all back in 2007 on here. Sometimes I'm glad the archives only go back so far.  

[silentbob1272 6,050]

1 hour ago, atl falcon 89 said:

I remember furiously defending  Petrino cause he was only 1 year in and being in what I can only call denial about Vick all back in 2007 on here. Sometimes I'm glad the archives only go back so far.  

Too far dude, just too far