Mr. Hoopah! Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I love these articles every year, they rip apart all 32 teams, and the fan emails at the end are priceless. http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-atlanta-falcons-1785337849?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewman Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Best quote from the article: By the way, Kyle Shanahan is still here, and Roddy White recently accused him of driving him out of town. Forget for a moment that Roddy is old and decrepit and was gone from Atlanta regardless. I find it amusing that Shanny manages to make lifetime enemies literally EVERYWHERE he goes. He could stop at a gas station for coffee and walk out of there with at least three other customers wanting him shot and killed. It takes rare talent to be that repellent. I look forward to Julio Jones beating Kyle to death with his own shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Falcon Jedi Knight Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 This is all i needed to see from that article.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazbykr Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 That picture of Ryan says so much! thnx mdrake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Falcon Jedi Knight Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 There is no NFL QB alive that should Ever have that face ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid-Nite-Toker Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Just now, The Falcon Jedi Knight said: This is all i needed to see from that article.... goodnight ya'll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Charles Wright said: That picture of Ryan says so much! thnx mdrake I didn't do this for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazbykr Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 minute ago, mdrake34 said: I didn't do this for you. thnx anyway, made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 From one of the fan emails: "Thomas Dimitroff could draft me in the first round and keep his job. I’d get resigned at least once, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlGM Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, The Falcon Jedi Knight said: There is no NFL QB alive that should Ever have that face ^^^^ Lolololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Falcon Jedi Knight Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 We are a fkng joke. This is embarassing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazbykr Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 The picture is so much better at the link! Just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoYouSeeWhatHappensLarry Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Article was lol. Thread is shaping up in 100% predictable fashion. Like flies on turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Falcon Jedi Knight Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 minute ago, DoYouSeeWhatHappensLarry said: Article was lol. Thread is shaping up in 100% predictable fashion. Like flies on turd. Get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLFalcon36 Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Truth: "You’re born in a ****** suburb north of the city (Marietta, Alpharetta, Johns Creek, etc). You go to a state school like UGA, Alabama, Ole Miss, Auburn, etc.You graduate and work in PR or Sales and move to Buckhead. You go to the same bars for 3-5 years until you meet the perfect douchebro/blonde idiot. You get married before you’re thirty, then move out to the suburbs to have some ****** kids and start the cycle all over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazbykr Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, DoYouSeeWhatHappensLarry said: Article was lol. Thread is shaping up in 100% predictable fashion. Like flies on turd. We're just looking at baby pictures; what's the harm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moist Words Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I love these articles! So how many of those emails came from members of this board? I'm saying at least 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDaveG Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, DoYouSeeWhatHappensLarry said: Article was lol. Thread is shaping up in 100% predictable fashion. Like flies on turd. Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazbykr Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 minute ago, ATLFalcon36 said: Truth: "You’re born in a ****** suburb north of the city (Marietta, Alpharetta, Johns Creek, etc). You go to a state school like UGA, Alabama, Ole Miss, Auburn, etc.You graduate and work in PR or Sales and move to Buckhead. You go to the same bars for 3-5 years until you meet the perfect douchebro/blonde idiot. You get married before you’re thirty, then move out to the suburbs to have some ****** kids and start the cycle all over." Uhhhhh--- ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Falcon Jedi Knight Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 This is a Fun Thread, and... every time we have a Fun Thread, you Mods come and just kill all the Fun. You are like the Agent Smiths from "the Matrix", and the Toby from "the Office". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewman Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 All the "Why your team sucks" articles are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonhawk Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 8 minutes ago, The Falcon Jedi Knight said: We are a fkng joke. This is embarassing You do realize that all 32 teams go through the same thing don't you? It's like a celebrity roast....the fact that you take it seriously speaks volumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLFalcon36 Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Just now, Charles Wright said: Uhhhhh--- ok It's in the article: The Falcons ******* suck. They’ve always ******* sucked. They suck because they are a sports team from the stupid ******* city of Atlanta. It is a city full of people who have settled in life because “it’s cheaper here.” It is a city of people who think culture is a new Chili’s opening up next to the Target in whatever suburb they live in. Atlanta is a giant suburb whose slogan should be “Welp.” Want to know the life cycle of the average “Atlantan”? You’re born in a ****** suburb north of the city (Marietta, Alpharetta, Johns Creek, etc). You go to a state school like UGA, Alabama, Ole Miss, Auburn, etc.You graduate and work in PR or Sales and move to Buckhead. You go to the same bars for 3-5 years until you meet the perfect douchebro/blonde idiot. You get married before you’re thirty, then move out to the suburbs to have some ****** kids and start the cycle all over. Even better, the majority of people who say they’re from Atlanta are people who live in the suburbs and are afraid to go inside the perimeter (I-285 for you carpetbaggers) because the city is dangerous (read: Black). Other cities may have invented White Flight. But ATL made an art out of it. The number of times I’ve heard “We have a shot this year” is laughable. UGA fans have thought this every year since Herschel Walker helped them bring in a title 36 ******* YEARS AGO. They have not won an SEC title in more than 10 years. Hang around any mouth breathing UGA fan for more than 10 minutes and you’ll hear “We were this close in 2012!” For the record, they were not close. The Patron Saint of “good is good enough” Aaron Murray ended up 5 yards short of winning the game that would have allowed them to further **** the bed in a national championship game. But I guess if you’re a UGA fan, you hold on to what you can. The “but we were so close” mentality also exists with The Falcons as well! “If only Harry Douglass hadn’t tripped!” Yeah, if he wouldn’t have tripped you could’ve let the whole nation watch your ******* get ripped apart by the Ravens worse than Elway and Co. did in 1998. Sounds like a great time. There’s also a whole contingent of fans who believe the Hawks have rejuvenated their roster by letting the best player of the past decade walk for nothing, signing perpetual malcontent and human telenovela Dwight Howard, and giving the reins of the offense to a kid that looks like a ******* alien who can’t make good decisions and weighs less than the average 3rd grader in rural Georgia. Oh, and they’re about to do the same thing they did with Horford with Paul Millsap. It’s cool though, because we still have Kyle Korver. Atl fans will never fail to overrate slightly above average white guys. (see: Freeman, Freddie) Also amazing is the fact the city embraces the uniformed Ponzi Scheme known as the Atlanta Braves. “Take millions of dollars to build a stadium without representation? Fine! But don’t raise my taxes to pay for government benefits or extend MARTA to a point where any minorities might be able to come and get me.” They built a cluster**** of a city on the basis of wagon trails and train tacks, then had it all burnt down, only stubbornly built it back without a grid or plan of any kind. This embodies Atlanta. My dad was born in 1962. The Falcons franchise began in 1965, the Braves came in 1966, the Hawks came in 1968. He has seen one Championship in 148 years of Pro sports. He told me the other day he doesn’t think he’ll see another ATL championship before he dies. I hope he’s wrong, but knowing the perpetual disappointment that is Atlanta, he’s probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moist Words Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 " Our coach looks like some guy we found doing semi-pro wrestling at a middle school." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted August 16, 2016 Author Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Jpowers said: " Our coach looks like some guy we found doing semi-pro wrestling at a middle school." Also, : " Your coach: GusDan BraGanoPetQuinn. RISE UP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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