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15 hours ago, Billy Ocean said:

I wanna get a Caucasian Shepherd but I don't think they'd do well in this climate.

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God, you probably need the budget of the US defense to feed that thing...

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The Caucasian Shepherd made Crack's number 1 on 5 lovable animals you didn't know where actually terrifying. 

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-lovable-animals-you-didnt-know-are-secretly-terrifying/

 

#1. Caucasian Shepherd

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Oh holy poop. Thats just not even fair. That puppy is an emoticon:

 

(^.^)

 

That dog is so cute it makes you inexplicably mad. You just want to yell at it; tell it to tone it the f down already. I fell in love with you instantly, OK Captain Buggles? Now you're just rubbing it in. But hey, all puppies are cute. What does it look like grown up?

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Dorp.

 

That is the biggest, dumbest, friendliest dog I have ever seen. If nature was a movie, that dog would be played by John Goodman. Now, heres the scale of the thing:

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Jesus Christ! That is exactly the size of a full-grown person. But look! Theyre hugging! They wuv each other! Isn't that adorable? Lets look at another picture of hugging!

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Hold me, Vince. Im tired of denying it, and I dont want to die a liar.

 

OK, that is technically another picture of hugging. Its just this time its less Woman and her Best Friend Hugging and more I know Im Wearing Full Armor but this poop is so Real that I Still Need a Hug Hugging. OK, so the Caucasian shepherd seems to have the largest mouth full of razor sharp teeth this side of a Sarlacc Pit... but thats probably just the shot, right? No way that's the norm.

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Oh! So here it is about to devour the entire concept of love from the world. That mouth is so fing terrifying its vulgar. If youre at work right now, I bet this isnt even showing up; the automatic image scanners on Web filter software block this picture on the grounds of Pornographic Terror.

 

But then, here it is as a puppy again:

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Buggles! You're like a pill-bug made of fur! I love you!

 

Maybe it's all worth it. I mean, that dog must be secretly full of affection to start out looking like that. Oh hey, look - the adult's back! Here it is...

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...hating you so much that it is apparently learning to walk like a man and growing thumbs out of the sheer will of fury just so it can reach up and GOUGE OUT YOUR Fing EYES FOR LOOKING AT IT.

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Dear Prudence - Slate.com

Q. A few paws too many: I live in an apartment complex geared toward young adults (college students looking for a quieter environment, grad students, young professionals, and a few young families). Last year, the young woman across the hall lost both her parents in a freak accident, and her little brothers were sent across the country to live with family. She already had one (admittedly very well-behaved and well-trained) dog, but she took in both of her parents’ dogs. There is a two-dog limit that I was informed was “strictly enforced,” but she apparently appealed for special permission given the circumstances and received it because one of the dogs is “elderly.” I feel bad for her circumstances, but it’s been a year and she still has three dogs, so apparently the “elderly” one wasn’t so old after all. She seems to be a responsible pet owner, but I think it’s unfair that she’s had three dogs and will for the foreseeable future. I think she used everyone’s pity for her family tragedy to get around the rules. Would it be wrong of me to complain to management?

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On 8/8/2016 at 1:26 PM, Billy Ocean said:

I wanna get a Caucasian Shepherd but I don't think they'd do well in this climate.

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OMG it's like the direwolf version of a Chow.

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BO, would you use a yorkie to pick up the young ladies?  You have had to use one of your married friends dog for this before.  My brother in law uses our dog and women eat that ish up.

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4 minutes ago, lostone said:

BO, would you use a yorkie to pick up the young ladies?  You have had to use one of your married friends dog for this before.  My brother in law uses our dog and women eat that ish up.

Generally not a fan of small yappy dogs.

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Just now, Billy Ocean said:

Generally not a fan of small yappy dogs.

this yorkie doesnt really make noise... kind of stopped that early.  I just know they attract women.

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Just now, lostone said:

this yorkie doesnt really make noise... kind of stopped that early.  I just know they attract women.

Some small dogs are chill. But the twitchy nervous ones I don't like. xeXYu.jpg

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11 minutes ago, Billy Ocean said:

Some small dogs are chill. But the twitchy nervous ones I don't like. xeXYu.jpg

You would like Otis. You would not like Waylon. 

Waylon is an ***  hole. 

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10 minutes ago, Billy Ocean said:

Can't decide which is my favorite Otis Redding song between "My Lover's Prayer" and "These Arms of Mine."

 

I've been loving you too long is my favorite, followed by these arms of mine. Lover's prayer makes that scene. The only thing that goes better with gangsters than Sunday Gravy is soul/R&B.

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