ya_boi_j Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 If you can't come up with a good one for this, you suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 So after he bent over, I grabbed him like this, and kissed his 90 year old butt until he promised not to fire me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Mazetti Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 (edited) D'Troff: "Ya see, since there were no special pass rushers in the draft we....er, DQ told me to stop the dink passes when the opposing QB was under pressure from our good D-line. AND he told me who to choose to accomplish this. DQ said we will become a feared D with this philosophy. I can feel his steely glare. I hope I did it right." Edited May 3, 2016 by Tim Mazetti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likeriver Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Quinn: "What have I gotten myself into? What is he talking about? I wish I were with Pete Caroll right now. Why is his hair like that? He always orders carrot juice when when we go to get drinks. I miss Earl Thomas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wleggett Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, ya_boi_j said: If you can't come up with a good one for this, you suck TD: I almost drafted Chris Jones in the 1st round after coach Quinn said we were targeting ballsy players and thought he would be a perfect fit after something came out of his shorts this big while he was running the 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiv_T_E_C_O_ Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 TD: "Keanu's nuts are this big, they scrape very well" DQ: WTF... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 The Odd Couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDaveG Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 28 minutes ago, ya_boi_j said: If you can't come up with a good one for this, you suck "Then I told FFS70 we were going to trade the entire draft for Gurley and a box of Redken 'Get Groomed' hair jelly, and his eyes got THIS big. And we laughed.......and laughed......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLFalcon36 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 TD: "I met this Vegan chick at Arden's Garden and her booty was this big..." DQ: *thinking* Thomas, you know you mean Stacy from the Great Clip's that sold you the new jar of Pomade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonFalcon Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 TD: ...and the monster started growling outside the door like a pack of hungry wolves looking for their next meal... DQ: Really? Are you really trying to tell horror stories inside...during the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 4 hours ago, ya_boi_j said: TD: I swear Q, one of these days, I'm going to take that stupid bowtie of his, and I am going to strangle him with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDaveG Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just now, hjerry said: TD: I swear Q, one of these days, I'm going to take that stupid bowtie of his, and I am going to strangle him with it. Winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ya_boi_j Posted May 3, 2016 Author Share Posted May 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, hjerry said: 51 minutes ago, ya_boi_j said: TD: I swear Q, one of these days, I'm going to take that stupid bowtie of his, and I am going to strangle him with it. RIP D led Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast-N-Da-Sheetz Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 (edited) TD: I rose this many inches when I looked up and seen Schweitzer there at our pick. DQ: You know your hairstyle is really starting to annoy me. I mean how much moose does it take every morning to get that thing to stand up like that? Edited May 3, 2016 by Beast-N-Da-Sheetz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltstorm2 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 53 minutes ago, ya_boi_j said: If you can't come up with a good one for this, you suck "Coach Quinn's reaction when Thomas Dimitroff is asked " What is it like sitting behind Dan Quinn at the movies? "" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usmcdirtybird Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, ya_boi_j said: If you can't come up with a good one for this, you suck I like big hairy ballz. This big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK Manley Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Thomas! Start rubbin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa's Home Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Man, did you see those new cheerleaders, this one chick had these great big hooters, wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel_Bird Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 TD: "Aliens...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 3 hours ago, ya_boi_j said: If you can't come up with a good one for this, you suck "pass rush" because like the Aliens meme, we've never seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTann Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 TD: "Sam Baker had T-rex arms this long. That's when we found Jake." Quinn: "............." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high impact Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 (edited) TD: When our first pick came up we were going to trade back but before I knew it I pounced like a cat just like this, whoops sorry did I just let one? DQ: So now you gonna try and take all the credit for the pick? OH HECK NO!! That was me that just spewed one gel boy! Edited May 4, 2016 by high impact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtybird2k5 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 28 minutes ago, Diesel_Bird said: TD: "Aliens...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkerFalcon8710 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 4 hours ago, ya_boi_j said: If you can't come up with a good one for this, you suck "Aliens..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkerFalcon8710 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 37 minutes ago, Diesel_Bird said: TD: "Aliens...." Beat me to it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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