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An Open Letter To Arthur Blank


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First of all, you are most certainly not “Mr. Blank” to me. You haven’t earned such a title. Your team absolutely sucks. Your coaching staff sucks, especially your arrogant OC with a disastrous track record. Your GM sucks. The overall product you are trying to sell me at a very high price sucks.

Football is supposed to be entertainment. Today, I turned off your product in the first quarter and instead watched some TV show about weird foods in Thailand. Do you hear that Blank? Your sucky product lost out to a show about weird food in Thailand.

I’m not mad Blank. I just don’t care anymore. Some of that food in Thailand actually looked tasty.

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First of all, you are most certainly not “Mr. Blank” to me. You haven’t earned such a title. Your team absolutely sucks. Your coaching staff sucks, especially your arrogant OC with a disastrous track record. Your GM sucks. The overall product you are trying to sell me at a very high price sucks.

Football is supposed to be entertainment. Today, I turned off your product in the first quarter and instead watched some TV show about weird foods in Thailand. Do you hear that Blank? Your sucky product lost out to a show about weird food in Thailand.

I’m not mad Blank. I just don’t care anymore. Some of that food in Thailand actually looked tasty.

I not sure he can read and if he can then he just does not care.

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I've never liked greedy people.

Arthur and his PSL idea was / is a big up yours to the fans that have stuck with this sorry franchise all of these miserable years.

You have seemed to forgotten he has tripled the cost of tickets under his ownership before the PSL add on.

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He is part of the reason this sh!tty product exits. We all know he had a huge hand in the Julio trade. He wants to win NOW and put a lot of pressure on Smitty and TD (can't believe I'm defending TD) to make roster moves that costed the team depth and toughness.

Blank still hasn't gotten over the Vick fiasco. The Falcon Filter is nonsense he created. HE is the reason we passed on Dez then sold out for Julio. Blank is the one who wanted/wants "flashy" to sell tickets. And I don't buy it for 1 sec that he had no knowledge of the Noise gate. As far as I'm concerned, he prolly gave McKay permission to do it and then had him take the fall for it.

HE is the reason we passed on several blue collared tough-nosed draftees and FA, because they had a certain "image." He is stereotypical. We all know he has a huge hand in the roster a la Jerry Jones. But at least Jerry has the balls to come out and take credit for his mistakes. Blank acts like he's not influential but just supportive when we all know it's BS.

We all joke about his mafia/Godfather image and I'm sure it's because he's intimidating to his coaches and staff. Don't let this "aww shuck" public image fool you. He's a cold hearted business man.

Fu(k Arthur Blank.

Ya, I said it!

Edited by I Even Bleed Red
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