DownvoteDon Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 After watching "Matty Ice's" declining performance this season, even Congressional Republicans have started to believe Global Warming is REAL.In all seriousness, I am convinced there IS an undisclosed injury, probably something with the rotator cuff. If the Falcons are out of the game Sunday, or once it is essentially certain they are eliminated, Ryan will STAY down after a sack, leave the game, go on the I.R. and have shoulder surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obmann Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Benefit? Higher Draft Picks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownvoteDon Posted December 9, 2015 Author Share Posted December 9, 2015 Benefit? Higher Draft Picks?The EARTH's evironment . . .You see, this is a little joke: "Matty Ice" has been horrible under pressure this season. His performance indicates that Global warming has gotten so bad that even HE has melted. Consequently, even Congressional Republicans have been convinced that Global Warming is a real phenomenon. Some people have though it was funny . . . OH well. I try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFanForLife Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Hang in there friend. I enjoyed it and appreciate a fan trying to bring some humor to this awful mess of a season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast-N-Da-Sheetz Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I thought the joke would be something about his sh!tty performance would be good manure for grass, plants, and flowers to grow. 😱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvinthemartian Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I figured it meant since we wouldn't be flying across the country to Levi Stadium in Cali, that the ozone layer would be that much better off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I give lengthy responses Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 I've got one too. You guys ready? Ok, here goes:Matt Ryan is so bad....(How bad is he?)Matt Ryan is so bad that he's won just 16 games in 2 and 3/4 seasons since blowing a 17 point lead in the NFC Championship game! *crowd goes wild**Matt Ryan is in the crowd and tries to hit me with a rotten tomato but the tomato falls 40 feet short of the stage* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. T. Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Al Gore would have been proud of that one...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macintez Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 The only way we benefit from this is now the defense has to step their game up to put us in position to win games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest facelessman07 Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 It's been said that he has a degenerative injury and that a report may come out at the end of the year by a sourceI REALLY wanna know what's behind this, like really bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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