Borat Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-atlanta-falcons-1720824337Hilarious as always; they even took one of my quotes this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 \This photo was a pretty strong opening argument lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerSteve Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 That's some funny stuff, as always. Thanks for sharing, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 The Mike Smith Era was just a lot of **** punching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 As a child, I learned what being arrested for solicitation meant thanks to Eugene Robinson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevykev21 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Dan Quinn looks like that ******* dad at the end of the street that everyone hates. The kind that wakes up at 6am on Saturdays to mow the lawn and not giving a **** if it wakes up the neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 The Falcons are the type of a team that will put up 50 and look like an actual contender for a Super Bowl in one week, and then in the very next week will play like they stole some players off the Georgia State roster.We just fired the best coach the team has ever had because he was a ******* moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I would like to focus on the positives:-I no longer have to worry if Mike Smith is going to have a heart attack on the sideline-I moved away from Atlanta, so I don’t have to pay extra taxes for the new stadium-We beat the Saints (7-9) twice last year!-Matt Bryant’s kicking game is on point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likeriver Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) At least he wasn't TOO harsh on MR2.But that Dan Quinn stuff was hilarious. They do look like thumbs.Also, why the **** are we listening to Kriss Kross? Edited July 29, 2015 by likeriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Also, for those that want to do the reverse of this, they don't have out the Saints or Panthers, but they have released the one for the Bucs. http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1718991122 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lornoth Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Also, for those that want to do the reverse of this, they don't have out the Saints or Panthers, but they have released the one for the Bucs. http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1718991122That's too easy. I'll wait for the Ain'ts one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlking Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THE COWBOYS:AND THE FALCONS: Edited July 29, 2015 by atlking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Lol, at using the drafting of Gregory as an attack on the Falcons. Thanks, I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conalthomas Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 \This photo was a pretty strong opening argument lolLooks more like Baltimore to Barcelona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevykev21 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Got all that? Atlanta can suck it. And **** Chris Chandler.+1 for being so random, this made me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskooler Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-atlanta-falcons-1720824337Hilarious as always; they even took one of my quotes this year!Not amused.Too much hurtful truthiness to laugh at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexualChocolate Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure the writer is a Vikings fan. The Vikings are one of the few teams that even the Falcons can look down on.I will say this was funny: "They’re like the Hawks, but football." and "The Braves just moved their stadium to Cobb County specifically so that poor people couldn’t access it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 20 freaking years is a long time to not do s***. I wouldn't try to use the Cowboys as an example of how to do it right in the NFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Minotaur Zebra Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 You could put Galactus under center and he’d get ******* creamed.so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Mo Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ORGANIZATIONS LIKE THE COWBOYS:AND THE FALCONS:I hope this was a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtybird56 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Dan Quinn looks like that ******* dad at the end of the street that everyone hates. The kind that wakes up at 6am on Saturdays to mow the lawn and not giving a **** if it wakes up the neighbors.looool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droopy1592 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Looks more like Baltimore to Barcelona. And they only took two planes to London not three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlking Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) I hope this was a joke Name ONE thing that wasnt factual in that post. ONE. The Cowboys got 5 rings, the Falcons zero. The Cowboys signed questionable players during the off season, and the falcons, being the choir boys they are, DIDNT. They PASSED on Gregory. They PASSED on Hardy........Whether you like it or not, or think it was a joke or serious, name ONE thing that wasnt factual about what was posted. Edited July 29, 2015 by atlking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 Looks more like Baltimore to Barcelona. And 2 flights, not 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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