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Oldskooler: overweight and out of shape.

Konz: overweight and out of shape.

Oldskooler: never played Guard or Center.

Konz: acts like he's never played Guard or Center.

Oldskooler: would be mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.

Konz: has been mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.

Oldskooler: will wear a fresh and clean Falcons uniform on the bench for free, just to watch the game.

Konz: gets paid millions of dollars to wear a fresh and clean uniform on the bench, and doesn't appear to pay attention to the games.

Conclusion: give Oldskooler the roster spot currently being wasted on Peter Konz. Same results, but for just the cost of a uniform and his Gatorade.

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Oldskooler: overweight and out of shape.

Konz: overweight and out of shape.

Oldskooler: never played Guard or Center.

Konz: acts like he's never played Guard or Center.

Oldskooler: would be mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.

Konz: has been mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.

Oldskooler: will wear a fresh and clean Falcons uniform on the bench for free, just to watch the game.

Konz: gets paid millions of dollars to wear a fresh and clean uniform on the bench, and doesn't appear to pay attention to the games.

Conclusion: give Oldskooler the roster spot currently being wasted on Peter Konz. Same results, but for just the cost of a uniform and his Gatorade.

+1000

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At least Konz has played in a ZBS and has a 1 in 100 shot of being a decent player now that we're moving to ZBS

Holmes on the other hand.. Frickin scrub. Thought he made progress last season but went back to evaluate Matthews' tape and Holmes kept stealing the show (in the worst way). Not only is he routinely beat by the speed rush, he can't anchor against a bullrush. But the worst part is he doesn't understand his assignments. His lack of work ethic for staying in shape clearly carried over to the mental aspect of the game. I never dislike players that play for the Falcons but I can't stand Holmes, I want him gone now

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I'm thinking you don't make it to the Gatorade. Heat exhaustion walking across the field to get to the bench.

walk? he could take Konz's place on the trainers cart and just hitch a ride over there............

us old folk gotta stick together, don't worry Oldskooler, I got your back, I'll whack with my cane they keep on........3rCwdnO.gif

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walk? he could take Konz's place on the trainers cart and just hitch a ride over there............

us old folk gotta stick together, don't worry Oldskooler, I got your back, I'll whack with my cane they keep on........

I didn't even think of the cart. On the other hand that heat is brutal. My kid learned a valuable lesson this week when we went fishing. Getting hot then chugging cold water just means it's going to do a u turn.

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Oldskooler: overweight and out of shape.

Konz: overweight and out of shape.

Oldskooler: never played Guard or Center.

Konz: acts like he's never played Guard or Center.

Oldskooler: would be mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.

Konz: has been mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.

Oldskooler: will wear a fresh and clean Falcons uniform on the bench for free, just to watch the game.

Konz: gets paid millions of dollars to wear a fresh and clean uniform on the bench, and doesn't appear to pay attention to the games.

Conclusion: give Oldskooler the roster spot currently being wasted on Peter Konz. Same results, but for just the cost of a uniform and his Gatorade.

oldschooler, Have you considered that on an emergency basis, you would have to enter the game? This will be a contested Medicare claim!

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oldschooler, Have you considered that on an emergency basis, you would have to enter the game? This will be a contested Medicare claim!

I have to pat you on the back my good man for thinking they'd dress him out on game day, well played sir, well played!

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