Oldskooler Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Oldskooler: overweight and out of shape.Konz: overweight and out of shape.Oldskooler: never played Guard or Center.Konz: acts like he's never played Guard or Center.Oldskooler: would be mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.Konz: has been mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.Oldskooler: will wear a fresh and clean Falcons uniform on the bench for free, just to watch the game.Konz: gets paid millions of dollars to wear a fresh and clean uniform on the bench, and doesn't appear to pay attention to the games.Conclusion: give Oldskooler the roster spot currently being wasted on Peter Konz. Same results, but for just the cost of a uniform and his Gatorade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbabygrady Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 If there's one player that I wish I could remove from the roster it's Konz. doughboy needs to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskooler Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 If there's one player that I wish I could remove from the roster it's Konz. doughboy needs to goI think my titlular post proves your opinion to be sound and reasonable.It's science! And science doesn't lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Konz is the future/purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEinPHX Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 On the negative side, oldskoolers injury settlement might cost the team more than Konz's never-ending rehab.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskooler Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 On the negative side, oldskoolers injury settlement might cost the team more than Konz's never-ending rehab..How would I get injured? Tearing a pec lifting a cup of Gatorade? LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskooler Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Then again, how does Konz get injured? God KNOWS he's not suffering any weight room training injuries. Edited July 17, 2015 by Oldskooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownorg Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I'll take the spot for even less.. I'll bring my own beer. **** the gatorade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romfal Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I'd pay to see you get thrown around a bit until you break something OP, not much, but I would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The only bright and shiny angle is that Konz did play well at Wisconsin in a ZBS so IF he ever gets his junk together it will be in this offense...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIYRfNjHSzA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskooler Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 I'd pay to see you get thrown around a bit until you break something OP, not much, but I wouldNow that's just mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4.5 underdogs Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Oldskooler: overweight and out of shape.Konz: overweight and out of shape.Oldskooler: never played Guard or Center.Konz: acts like he's never played Guard or Center.Oldskooler: would be mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.Konz: has been mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.Oldskooler: will wear a fresh and clean Falcons uniform on the bench for free, just to watch the game.Konz: gets paid millions of dollars to wear a fresh and clean uniform on the bench, and doesn't appear to pay attention to the games.Conclusion: give Oldskooler the roster spot currently being wasted on Peter Konz. Same results, but for just the cost of a uniform and his Gatorade.+1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4.5 underdogs Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 How would I get injured? Tearing a pec lifting a cup of Gatorade? LOLOLHaving a heart attack watching your boy Coleman witness the rampage Devonta is about to go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lornoth Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Was this spurred by something or did you just decide to be extra insulting to our team today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romfal Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Now that's just mean.felt like you were asking for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff_Man Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Eh, I give it a 3/10.Konz: All Big Ten, Freshman All American, Second Team All American, All American, top rated center in the draft, current professional football player.Oldskooler: Some dude with a keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtybird56 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 At least Konz has played in a ZBS and has a 1 in 100 shot of being a decent player now that we're moving to ZBSHolmes on the other hand.. Frickin scrub. Thought he made progress last season but went back to evaluate Matthews' tape and Holmes kept stealing the show (in the worst way). Not only is he routinely beat by the speed rush, he can't anchor against a bullrush. But the worst part is he doesn't understand his assignments. His lack of work ethic for staying in shape clearly carried over to the mental aspect of the game. I never dislike players that play for the Falcons but I can't stand Holmes, I want him gone now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanadonis Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Overrated. Weak. Can't play at the NFL level. Sounds like a classic TD and Smitty type of draft pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wleggett Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 How would I get injured? Tearing a pec lifting a cup of Gatorade? LOLOLI'm thinking you don't make it to the Gatorade. Heat exhaustion walking across the field to get to the bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papachaz Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) I'm thinking you don't make it to the Gatorade. Heat exhaustion walking across the field to get to the bench.walk? he could take Konz's place on the trainers cart and just hitch a ride over there............us old folk gotta stick together, don't worry Oldskooler, I got your back, I'll whack with my cane they keep on........ Edited July 17, 2015 by papachaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wleggett Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 walk? he could take Konz's place on the trainers cart and just hitch a ride over there............us old folk gotta stick together, don't worry Oldskooler, I got your back, I'll whack with my cane they keep on........I didn't even think of the cart. On the other hand that heat is brutal. My kid learned a valuable lesson this week when we went fishing. Getting hot then chugging cold water just means it's going to do a u turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconsd56 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Konz started 10 gamesas a rookie when we had one of the best offenses in the nfl,won 13 games and was in the nfc championship.He had a rough sophmore year but alot of guys do Stop being stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTBF54 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Would love nothing more than to see Konz turn it around... He has a shot to do so this year and hopefully he makes the most of it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeamPlayer1 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Oldskooler: overweight and out of shape.Konz: overweight and out of shape.Oldskooler: never played Guard or Center.Konz: acts like he's never played Guard or Center.Oldskooler: would be mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.Konz: has been mowed down like dry grass by NFL defensive linemen.Oldskooler: will wear a fresh and clean Falcons uniform on the bench for free, just to watch the game.Konz: gets paid millions of dollars to wear a fresh and clean uniform on the bench, and doesn't appear to pay attention to the games.Conclusion: give Oldskooler the roster spot currently being wasted on Peter Konz. Same results, but for just the cost of a uniform and his Gatorade.oldschooler, Have you considered that on an emergency basis, you would have to enter the game? This will be a contested Medicare claim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papachaz Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 oldschooler, Have you considered that on an emergency basis, you would have to enter the game? This will be a contested Medicare claim!I have to pat you on the back my good man for thinking they'd dress him out on game day, well played sir, well played! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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