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Can we add Jared Fogle the Subway guy in this somehow? No charges yet, at least.

I think he misunderstood what they meant by "Eat Fresh"

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Oh don't look at me like that! You'd laugh your @ss off if South Park made that joke.

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Can we add Jared Fogle the Subway guy in this somehow? No charges yet, at least.

Bill Cosby, Jared Fogle, an Insurance Defense Lawyer and JDaveG are in a boat with an orphaned children and battered women group. The boat starts to sink.

JDaveG says "Save the Children! Save the Women and Children!!"

The (other) Lawyer grabs a life jacket for himself, and says "SCREW the women and children!!!"

Jared Fogle says "Do you think we have TIME?"

Bill Cosby says "Not a chance, it takes 20 minutes for these roofies to kick in . . . "

poor attempt to modify one of my favorite jokes

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Bill Cosby, Jared Fogle, an Insurance Defense Lawyer and JDaveG are in a boat with an orphaned children and battered women group. The boat starts to sink.

JDaveG says "Save the Children! Save the Women and Children!!"

The (other) Lawyer grabs a life jacket for himself, and says "SCREW the women and children!!!"

Jared Fogle says "Do you think we have TIME?"

Bill Cosby says "Not a chance, it takes 20 minutes for these pills to kick in . . . "

poor attempt to modify one of my favorite jokes

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Bill Cosby, Jared Fogle, an Insurance Defense Lawyer and JDaveG are in a boat with an orphaned children and battered women group. The boat starts to sink.

JDaveG says "Save the Children! Save the Women and Children!!"

The (other) Lawyer grabs a life jacket for himself, and says "SCREW the women and children!!!"

Jared Fogle says "Do you think we have TIME?"

Bill Cosby says "Not a chance, it takes 20 minutes for these pills to kick in . . . "

poor attempt to modify one of my favorite jokes

where you are going there is only eternal torment and broken down Miatas

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BTW, while we're on the subject of (definitely) ****** and (allegedly) ****** celebs, Paula Deen fired her social media manager this week for tweeting this 2011 picture from a halloween episode of her show where her son (who, along with his brother, apparently washed the stink of **** of their mother off of them enough to get a new food network show, we'll see if it airs after this or not) is in brownface to look like Ricky.

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Looks like he pulled that one right out of his pants

Oh well, at least he'll still get his daily footlong in prison now

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