Falcon Man™ Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Was going to put this in the "Tasteless Jokes" thread, but thought it deserved its' own. And yes I understand it ironic for a Falcons fan to be posting this since we lost to them last season (a game I attended).FRESNO, CA – Nathaniel Robbins, 25, a recently paroled felon who in 2008 was sentenced to six years in prison for possession of child pornography, reportedly suffers great personal humiliation whenever he’s forced to admit to anyone that he is a longtime fan of the NFL’s Cleveland Browns franchise. “Hello there. My name is Nate Robbins. It’s nice to meet you” Robbins said after knocking on his next-door neighbor’s front door, his fifth such introduction today. “I just moved onto the block yesterday, and by court order I am legally required to inform you that I am a registered sex offender. I hope you won’t be too inconvenienced by having a convicted pedophile living right next door to you and… Excuse me? Well, yes, it is a Cleveland Browns T-shirt. To be honest, I kind of forgot I was wearing it. What’s that? Uh, yeah I guess I’d have to admit that I am a.. um, a Browns fan. But please, please don’t tell the other folks in the neighborhood I cheer for Cleveland. I’d be mortified if anyone else heard about this.” Added Robbins: “Look, as you can imagine, I’m really uncomfortable discussing the Browns. Can we get back to talking about my taste in kiddie porn? “I don’t know what I was thinking, wearing this shirt today,” Robbins later said of the humiliating meeting. “Normally, whenever I’m forced to go door-to-door informing neighborhood residents of my sexual crimes, I never wear anything that might associate me with the Cleveland Browns. But I just completely forgot this morning, and threw this shirt on before I left the house. Now the whole block is going to know exactly what kind of weirdo I am. Oh, the indignity!” Robbins vowed to reporters that he had seen the error of his ways, however. “The next time I get busted for possession of child porn, serve six years in federal prison, and am then legally forced to introduce myself as a pervert to a bunch of strangers, you better believe I’ll make **** sure I’m not wearing any brown or orange clothing that might associate me with the Cleveland Browns. Trust me, I’ve learned from my mistakes.” http://profootballmock.com/convicted-sex-offender-ashamed-tell-people-roots-cleveland-browns/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buc-man™® Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) That kid wouldn't last 6 hours in prison... them boys dont play around when it comes to sex offenders and children. Edited April 20, 2015 by Buc-man™® Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvcrook Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 That kid wouldn't last 6 hours in prison... them boys dont play around when it comes to sex offenders and children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The best NFC South team Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) A loser rooting for another loser...hardly surprising lol Edited April 21, 2015 by Golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanga62890 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I always find it interesting that criminals draw the line on their criminality? But in this case I am glad they overwhelmingly are against child molesters! It's one thing to commit a crime against an adult but children? even criminals aren't that low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysfallforward Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 It's one thing to commit a crime against an adult but children? even criminals aren't that low.Crimes against children are very low, but state prisons are full of murderers. A murderer hating a child molester in truth seems a bit 'pot meet kettle' like to me in some ways, because imo they are both pretty high on the scum bag totum pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanga62890 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Crimes against children are very low, but state prisons are full of murderers. A murderer hating a child molester in truth seems a bit 'pot meet kettle' like to me in some ways, because imo they are both pretty high on the scum bag totum pull.i try not to judge too much. I could see myself killing someone if i knew i could get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysfallforward Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 i try not to judge too much. I could see myself killing someone if i knew i could get away with it.I can't say I identify with that, it seems messed up. Plus if I don't judge a murderer I doubt there'd be much of anything I would judge someone for doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD: Objective Elite Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 i try not to judge too much. I could see myself killing someone if i knew i could get away with it.Falcons1st, Homicide2nd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 Does everyone realize this was a completely made up story? Just a goof on the Browns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Does everyone realize this was a completely made up story? Just a goof on the Browns.Are you sure? The kid looks like a real pedderass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanga62890 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I can't say I identify with that, it seems messed up. Plus if I don't judge a murderer I doubt there'd be much of anything I would judge someone for doing.The world is overpopulated as it is. We're gonna ruin the planet pretty soon especially at our rate of population growth. So personally i consider rape worse than murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysfallforward Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Does everyone realize this was a completely made up story? Just a goof on the Browns.I was aware of that, yes. Another discussion came up though.The world is overpopulated as it is. We're gonna ruin the planet pretty soon especially at our rate of population growth. So personally i consider rape worse than murder.Can't say I agree there. They're both bad but murder takes away any chance to live. Plus, I STRONGLY doubt most murderers are doing what they do out of consideration for population control so that doesn't weight into me judging them.It is true that we are overpopulated, but I doubt murder is a good way to solve that.Perhaps instead we should find ways to limit the amount of children people have. People may not like ideas like say...sterylization after you have had x amount of children, but if the alternative is killing people, I would say go for that all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanga62890 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I was aware of that, yes. Another discussion came up though.Can't say I agree there. They're both bad but murder takes away any chance to live. Plus, I STRONGLY doubt most murderers are doing what they do out of consideration for population control so that doesn't weight into me judging them.It is true that we are overpopulated, but I doubt murder is a good way to solve that.Perhaps instead we should find ways to limit the amount of children people have. People may not like ideas like say...sterylization after you have had x amount of children, but if the alternative is killing people, I would say go for that all the way.That wouldn't really work because at most you have a stagnant population and we already overpopulate the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Ben Affleck tries to hide the past about his ancestryhttp://time.com/3831095/ben-affleck-slave-ancestor-pbs/At least he's not in an interrogation room sobbing over how he just ****** up his career over a couple of hookers.How is one responsible for their ancestry anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanga62890 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 At least he's not in an interrogation room sobbing over how he just ****** up his career over a couple of hookers.How is one responsible for their ancestry anyway?Which is why i dont get why he'd bother to try and hide it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 My point exactly? Why hide it Ben? Was he worried about repercussions (financially) from something his ancestor did? Silly reasoning on his part!Affleck's a bit of a tool anyway. Talented? Sometimes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysfallforward Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 That wouldn't really work because at most you have a stagnant population and we already overpopulate the world.Only some parts of the world are that way though, 37% of the world's population lives in China or India, and it seems only Asia and Africa have big overpopulation problems, Asia much moreso than Africa. Here in murica, we're doin alright.Plus, overtime it could go down if not everyone has children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysfallforward Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 At least he's not in an interrogation room sobbing over how he just ****** up his career over a couple of hookers.How is one responsible for their ancestry anyway?People aren't responsible for their ancestry, but some people get wrapped up in it. 'Your people did x to my people' and etc. Some even go as far as to say that people owe them something for things their ancestors did to their ancestors.He may have had a moment of paranoia, I don't know. Granted, the people who would actually hold his ancestry against him probably don't care too much for white people anyway and perhaps didn't like him due to that, but he may have just not wanted it to be known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanga62890 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Only some parts of the world are that way though, 37% of the world's population lives in China or India, and it seems only Asia and Africa have big overpopulation problems, Asia much moreso than Africa. Here in murica, we're doin alright.Plus, overtime it could go down if not everyone has children.Yeah those chinese and indians breed like rabbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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