SaintsFanInLA Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Just curious. Was watching Louis CK and he is the king of making tasteless topics hilarious and palatable. Tell me your funniest most tasteless joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 just share the one you're dying to tell. none will judge you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Almost every "What's grosser than gross?" joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 just share the one you're dying to tell. none will judge youSpeak for yourself!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Speak for yourself!!!That was Syco's "Angle" to get it out of him....OF COURSE we would judge him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtybird#11 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 New Orleans Saints last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezy0236 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 New Orleans Saints last seasonFalcons the last 50yrs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtybird#11 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Falcons the last 50yrs!You say that but we weren't the ones who started the paper bag trend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezy0236 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 You say that but we weren't the ones who started the paper bag trendi say that cause y'all ain't won $hit in half a century! No, I'm sorry I'm lying yall won b2b2b2b2b2 seasons, my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 as if the Saints have won anythinglegitimately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezy0236 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 as if the Saints have won anythinglegitimately Still more than the Falcons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Still more than the Falcons 0 is a bigger number than * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 saints sb is like Barry Bonds home run title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Still more than the Falcons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Falcons the last 50yrs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezy0236 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 0 is a bigger number than *That pretty much sums up the Falcons whole existence an * next to nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 That pretty much sums up the Falcons whole existence an * next to nothing!which makes the jealousy of saints fans hilarious/pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezy0236 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 which makes the jealousy of saints fans hilarious/patheticWhat's pathetic is not winning anything in half a decade of existence! And the one time they could have won it, they got the brakes beat off of em , but hey they got the series record, so there's something to cling on to lolololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 What's pathetic is not winning anything in half a decade of existence! And the one time they could have won it, they got the brakes beat off of em , but hey they got the series record, so there's something to cling on to lololololhate us cause they anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezy0236 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 hate us cause they anusYes the Falcons are anus, and admitting it is the first step to acceptance lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb 3.0 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yes the Falcons are anus, and admitting it is the first step to acceptance lolthe ol I know you are but what am I retort . nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meezy0236 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 the ol I know you are but what am I retort . niceYep, cause 60% of the time it works all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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