The Shotfather Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 For a masochist that's the only viable scenario for someone that attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Does it make you gay? NoWould I do it for a perfect 10, ehhhhhhh probably not. But hypothetically if I did I better get extra perks as well if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuswap Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Depends if you iced your shorts during the pounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Depends if you have the 10 on lock down or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grrrillapmpn Inc.® Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Depends if you have the 10 on locked down or not... By Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 By Saturday?Exactly! Don't think I'll ever forget that magnificent thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTA Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Yeah no way I'm down with that, I don't care if it's Kate Beckinsale... I still get a little freaked out when a chick puts her finger up there. And with all the hotass readily available nowadays thanks to Tinder and the like, no sense in having to resort to something like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyMoses Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Does it make you gay? NoWould I do it for a perfect 10, ehhhhhhh probably not. But hypothetically if I did I better get extra perks as well if you know what I mean.would depend entirely on who she was using it on.Me? Forget it.Another "10"?Well . . . duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AF89 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Jeez Micheal your awfully judgmental for a guy with a Hitler stache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ya_boi_j Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Don't give a **** how fine she is, no strap on is gonna be involved in any sexual act we have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shotfather Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yeah no way I'm down with that, I don't care if it's Kate Beckinsale... I still get a little freaked out when a chick puts her finger up there. And with all the hotass readily available nowadays thanks to Tinder and the like, no sense in having to resort to something like that...That's pretty much the conclusion we all came to. This stemmed from a drunken watching of a hilarious episode of Broad City.Buttstuff just isn't my bag, giving or receiving, so there's no way I'd even entertain the idea regardless of how much I loved the girl or how much she wanted to try it. There were 4 girls with us, and all of them said they would never participate in something like that and don't know anyone who would. I don't know how you could peg your boyfriend and ever look at him the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I don't know how you could peg your boyfriend and ever look at him the same. :lol: I've had a prostate exam, so I know for a fact I am not gay or even curious about anything else ever going in my *** again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostone Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I've had a prostate exam, so I know for a fact I am not gay or even curious about anything else ever going in my *** again.wait... arent you younger than 40...does your family have a history or .... do you like them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of God Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 wait... arent you younger than 40...does your family have a history or .... do you like them....Had my first one three years ago or so...at about 37. It hurt for nearly 2 weeks. I now have a sincere fear of doctors and hospitals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostone Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Had my first one three years ago or so...at about 37. It hurt for nearly 2 weeks. I now have a sincere fear of doctors and hospitals........ I haven't had one yet... ....Lord help!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 wait... arent you younger than 40...does your family have a history or .... do you like them....I'm 29. Worst part is, I had it when I was 19 or 20. I've told this story here before, but in college, I started having trouble peeing, usually after I woke up. Bladder was full, absolutely would have to go, but I would stand there for 10 minutes trying to squeeze a drop out, no go. Then, I watched Zoolander for the first time, which has the running joke of Jerry Stiller's character begging his prostate to let him pee just a little throughout the movie. It dawned on my that might be what was wrong, so I went and got it checked out. It wasn't pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostone Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Was that the issue?Also did the doctor buy you dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I honestly don't remember what was wrong, I was referred to a urologist, he prescribed me something, and it resolved itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pzummo Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 We are missing critical pieces of information.1. Whose idea was it? If it was his, no need to answer any others.2. Has he already been with the 10? 3. If yes, was it that good and he's afraid of losing it? 4. If no, is he that desparate, because it sounds like a trap if he hasn't been with her already.5. Do you think these are relevant questions? If not, you're gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 That's pretty much the conclusion we all came to. This stemmed from a drunken watching of a hilarious episode of Broad City.Buttstuff just isn't my bag, giving or receiving, so there's no way I'd even entertain the idea regardless of how much I loved the girl or how much she wanted to try it. There were 4 girls with us, and all of them said they would never participate in something like that and don't know anyone who would.I don't know how you could peg your boyfriend and ever look at him the same.What if you had to choose between having sex with the most disgusting woman on the planet or the most attractive man? Before you answer, ponder for a moment how truly revolting it's possible for a human being to be, and then realize that whatever your worse case scenario is, it doesn't even come close to the actual reality of the most disgusting woman on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shotfather Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 Holy **** what a question. That's going to take some serious thinking. You'd assume that if you're not gay then the answer is obvious, but the mental image I have of what the most disgusting woman on the planet is is ******* horrifying. I assume eating a bullet isn't one of the choices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Yeah, death is not an option. I'd bang Ryan Gosling. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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