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Seahawks Trade Jimmy Graham After He Sleeps With Russell Wilson’S Girlfriend On First Day In Town


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Seahawks Trade Jimmy Graham After He Sleeps with Russell Wilson’s Girlfriend On First Day In Town

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SEATTLE — The Seattle Seahawks have parted ways with tight end Jimmy Graham, trading him to the Bills for a 3rd Round draft pick. Graham was acquired by the team just three days ago in a deal with the New Orleans Saints.

No Seahawks official will say so on the record, but several sources close to the team have said Graham was dealt after he slept with Russell Wilson’s girlfriend within just a few hours of arriving in town. After the infidelity was revealed, Graham was punched by Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin in the locker room and then promptly dealt to the Jets.

“I don’t know what it is about the women Russell gets with, but they are very easily stolen by his receivers,” said a Seahawks player. “But the first night Jimmy was in town? That’s a new team record.”

Various rumors linked the end of the quarterback’s marriage last year to an affair between his then-wife and former Seahawks receiver Golden Tate. Tate vehemently denies those rumors, but the story reportedly led to a fight between Tate and Percy Harvin — who the Seahawks then traded to the Jets.

Wilson denies everything and said he knows nothing about the Graham story and has been too busy to keep up with the rumor mill.

“Honestly? The offseason really isn’t off for me,” said the quarterback. “I’ve got a lot to do. That’s why I got my Surface. It’s great for watching game film and drawing up plays. It’s got One Note, so I can stay on top of my to-do list, which has been absolutely absurd since the Big Game. With Skype? It’s just really easy to stay in touch with the kids I work with. Alright, fellas. Back to work.”

With Graham now gone and the Seahawks again without any top-notch targets for Wilson to throw to, front office sources say the team will look to bring in another big target.

“We just need to make it mandatory that all of our receiver contracts from now on explicitly forbid anyone from sleeping with Russell’s lady friends or the whole thing is voided,” said a front office source.

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Someone just cant stop thinking of me. Now trying to pretend to be me and sucking at doing it.

Stick to threads your good at like "what color is the sky today?" or "whats your favorite color?" or "i love you and you love me" type of threads and they are more your speed.

BTW your working way to hard at trying to troll people and no one is biting. Calling someone a gif abuser is just ironic when it comes from you. Your trying wayyyyyy to hard to get other people to help you gang up on people. Your instigating is becoming obvious.

Not having "good internet" lately? Work harder at it.

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AMG what have you 2 done to RC? RC is normally jamming. Now its dead.

FM that lame attack doesn't even warrant a reply. Im just starting to feel bad for you 2 now.

I said back when simba showed up that my silence had nothing to do with Simba. Then you 2 clowns wanna try and do my job. Thats fine. Im actually fine with someone trying to be entertaining. You 2 suck at it. We all know team fans stick together but geez you 2 are starting to crown out of saints fans butts, your so far up there. Im not even sure you 2 are falcon fans or can breathe. All you 2 have done have went out your way since simba left to attack every falcon fan here.

Im sure the 1 butt brother will post a didnt read gif. The other will post some useless so not funny its actually kinda funny statement. Thats fine. 2 of you should atleast be able to do what i did and make a worthy effort at it. Post a boob thread or something. That should be good for a day or 2. Dont get slack because im not bothering with you constantly.

Just funny to see who turns on who when you 2 run out of falcon fans to attack? Keep up the good internets guys.

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