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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman… and so forth..
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for
money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask
him, “Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” the boy said, “He plays Quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but it’s
too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.”

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, businessman,

salesman and so forth..

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, My fathers an exotic

dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of

other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is

really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for

money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask

him, Is that really true about your father?

No, the boy said, He plays Quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but its

too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.

HaHa. Poor kid.
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, businessman,

salesman and so forth..

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, My fathers an exotic

dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of

other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is

really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for

money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask

him, Is that really true about your father?

No, the boy said, He plays Quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but its

too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids.

Pure gold, jb!

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jb i know my predictions only come true in my head and all. but i predict the bucs get there guy in the draft this year.

If they take Famous, and he's got his head on straight, I agree.

It's getting to the point of a no brainer, unless Famous pulls some idiotic stunt between now and around 7pm April 30th.

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