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1 hour ago, Vogelgryff said:

Cool...

I'll bet drones are one of the most important elements of information technology in 20 years. It'll happen quickly with people one day trying to remember a time when they weren't absolutely essential to news, film making, sports coverage, law enforcement and other areas. I'll go ahead and predict that we'll be using drones to pick up our pizzas and groceries in the next 10 years.

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Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
January 17th, 2019

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U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity.

“It’s just toxic and causes nothing but problems,” said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. “I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away.”

Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and landing men on the moon, but now masculinity is being driven out of society to make sure nothing like those things ever happens again. However, there are reports that masculinity still lurks out there, which is a source of anxiety to modern men and causes them to have upset tummies.

“I am just so worried that somewhere out there someone is still knowingly producing testosterone,” said Wyatt Lockhart, a Twitch streamer who had never thrown a punch outside of a video game. “I constantly have to find a safe place to calm down just thinking about it.”

Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word “feelings” and then punched out an elk just because.

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4 hours ago, NewFalcon said:
Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
January 17th, 2019

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U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity.

“It’s just toxic and causes nothing but problems,” said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. “I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away.”

Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and landing men on the moon, but now masculinity is being driven out of society to make sure nothing like those things ever happens again. However, there are reports that masculinity still lurks out there, which is a source of anxiety to modern men and causes them to have upset tummies.

“I am just so worried that somewhere out there someone is still knowingly producing testosterone,” said Wyatt Lockhart, a Twitch streamer who had never thrown a punch outside of a video game. “I constantly have to find a safe place to calm down just thinking about it.”

Duke Miller, a Marine sergeant and one of the few remaining examples of traditional masculinity, was asked about his feelings on the negative view of masculinity, but he seemed confused by the word “feelings” and then punched out an elk just because.

While I don't condone a masculine man punching out an elk, you admit that she-it was funny. 

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On 1/15/2019 at 7:57 AM, big_dog said:

The wife got carried away. I close the window before she lost her right hand. :rolleyes:

Brilliant.  Feeding wild animals.  Congrats on killing that elk.  

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15 minutes ago, kicker said:

Brilliant.  Feeding wild animals.  Congrats on killing that elk.  

Someone posted the real photo of that elk eating the slice of bread that I photo shopped shown in my gag post. I looked for it but it must have been taken down. Mine wasn't real. I was responding to a previous post about something that I can't remember right now and the elk thing fit in to something about feeding animals.

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21 minutes ago, kicker said:

Brilliant.  Feeding wild animals.  Congrats on killing that elk.  

I think he was joking

2 minutes ago, big_dog said:

Someone posted the real photo of that elk eating the slice of bread that I photo shopped shown in my gag post. I looked for it but it must have been taken down. Mine wasn't real. I was responding to a previous post about something that I can't remember right now and the elk thing fit in to something about feeding animals.

Whoops

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12 hours ago, big_dog said:

Someone posted the real photo of that elk eating the slice of bread that I photo shopped shown in my gag post. I looked for it but it must have been taken down. Mine wasn't real. I was responding to a previous post about something that I can't remember right now and the elk thing fit in to something about feeding animals.

Ok.  My apologies! 

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