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Post The Best Thing You've Seen On The Internet Today, Part 2, Electric Boogaloo

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2 hours ago, HolyMoses said:

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I might have to buy one of those. One of the best episodes of any TV show, ever.

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Les Nessman: I'm here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest turkey event in Thanksgiving Day history. All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy people out here. Now the crowd is...

[passers-by gawk at Les]

Les Nessman: The... the crowd is uh... curious but well behaved. And I think I hear something now. Uh... The crowd is moving out into the parking area. And... oh yes! I can see it now. It's a... it's a... helicopter and it's coming this way!

Andy Travis: A helicopter?

Les Nessman: It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H a p p y... T h a n k s... giving... from W... K... R... P! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd...

Dr. Johnny Fever: Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

 

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2 hours ago, HolyMoses said:

 

 

1 hour ago, WhenFalconsWin said:

Is turtle soup now off the menu?

/Purp

On my way to church one morning, I saw a sheriff's deputy standing in the middle of a country road trying to figure out what to do about a snapping turtle that was resting there. I had my camera and should have taken a shot that I could have sent (or sold) to the local newspaper but decided not to disrespect him by doing that. My other options were to help him out or make it to church on time, so I never saw how he resolved it. I'd rather face Gamera than a snapping turtle.

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1 minute ago, JayOzOne said:

 

On my way to church one morning, I saw a sheriff's deputy standing in the middle of a country road trying to figure out what to do about a snapping turtle that was resting there. I had my camera and should have taken a shot that I could have sent (or sold) to the local newspaper but decided not to disrespect him by doing that. My other options were to help him out or make it to church on time, so I never saw how he resolved it. I'd rather face Gamera than a snapping turtle.

Ministers on their way to church are among the least likely to stop and render aid.

True story.

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2 hours ago, JayOzOne said:

 

On my way to church one morning, I saw a sheriff's deputy standing in the middle of a country road trying to figure out what to do about a snapping turtle that was resting there. I had my camera and should have taken a shot that I could have sent (or sold) to the local newspaper but decided not to disrespect him by doing that. My other options were to help him out or make it to church on time, so I never saw how he resolved it. I'd rather face Gamera than a snapping turtle.

Fun fact, the common box turtle will not survive if it is moved more than a mile of it's birth location.  

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