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Pretty much a daily routine. Only minus the standing by the bed with a toy and more like barking until I get up.

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We can't drag Waylon out of our bed most week day mornings, but Saturday and Sunday morning? 7:00, 7:30 he's UP and wants us to be up too.

"Hey - friend beast - awaken! Tis a new day, full of adventure and pissing!"

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RIP Jpowers

Of course I'm just kidding.I have like two spiders and a couple of snakes to worry about in central Georgia.I could get killed by a drunk pig in Australia.Thats not even mentioining the funnel spider and all the snakes.National Geographic has ruined Australia for me.
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Of course I'm just kidding.I have like two spiders and a couple of snakes to worry about in central Georgia.I could get killed by a drunk pig in Australia.Thats not even mentioining the funnel spider and all the snakes.National Geographic has ruined Australia for me.

There's a good chance I get killed by a drunk pig driving through Winder, GA.

Ba dum tss

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Obama Currently Being Chased In Background Of Secret Service Hearing

News in Briefbarack obamaNewsNational Security ISSUE 50•39 • Oct 1, 2014

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WASHINGTON—In the wake of a series of lapses in presidential security, Secret Service director Julia Pierson appeared before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Tuesday, seemingly unaware that President Obama himself was, at that moment, being chased by an assailant in the background. “We have made mistakes, and we want to assure the American people that we are committed to fixing them,” Pierson said, as a frantic Obama ran back and forth through the congressional hearing room, occasionally clambering over chairs to escape what observers described as a highly agitated man with a knife. “Protecting the president is our most important duty, and you have my promise that from this moment forward, we will do it as we should.” At press time, Obama was seen blocking knife blows with a legal pad as Pierson declared her intention to conduct a thorough internal review.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-currently-being-chased-in-background-of-secr,37073/

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