Post The Best Thing You've Seen On The Internet Today, Part 2, Electric Boogaloo

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Back in the late 80's I was up in North Georgia Mountains on vacation and we were shooting my Ruger 44 Carbine. I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have to the girl who was about to pull the trigger. She stuck her eye to the scope just like in that picture and squeezed off a round. The next move that day was a drive into Clayton for a trip to the emergency room to get her smashed in face patched up. Still feel bad because I should have noticed how she was about to shoot it and failed to stop her. sad.png.

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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man
turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with

cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk
muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned,' then returned to his paper. The
priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you
had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, 'I don't, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

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Best thing I've seen on the internet today is that little padlock symbol next to the Three Word Game thread...

Did mono do it? If so, thank goodness!!

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