BigBoyCaprice Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 And of course it was at Walmart.Went there to pick up some provisions for a mountain trip this weekend. Step out of the car and directly into a shitfilled diaper that had been baking in the afternoon sun. None of the actual babyshit got on my shoe, but it gushed out onto the pavement, with a hue and consistency similar to warm peanut butter.The smell was horrible. I very nearly vomitedWHO THE **** DOES THAT?? WHAT KIND OF MOUTHBREATHING MONGOLOID SAVAGE ******** TWAT LEAVES A ******* SHITFILLED DIAPER IN A PARKING LOT?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOR Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Prima Dona much? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoyCaprice Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 People have been killed for lesser offenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Sounds like you had a ****** day, bro. I took Waylon on a walk the other day and got some on my thumb when I scooped it in the bag. I was less than amused. He ***** at the most unopportune times on walks. Earlier in the week he was walking on the road when suddenly, and without warning, in one swift motion he stopped, squatted, and **** right there in the road. Then another day he had his leg hiked taking a piss on a stop sign. I was watching him and all of the sudden, mid-PIRATED VIDEO IS ILLEGAL, his little butt hole opened up and he started shitting. Never stopped peeing or dropped his leg. Just ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoyCaprice Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Sounds like you had a ****** day, bro.I took Waylon on a walk the other day and got some on my thumb when I scooped it in the bag. I was less than amused. He ***** at the most unopportune times on walks. Earlier in the week he was walking on the road when suddenly, and without warning, in one swift motion he stopped, squatted, and **** right there in the road. Then another day he had his leg hiked taking a piss on a stop sign. I was watching him and all of the sudden, mid-PIRATED VIDEO IS ILLEGAL, his little butt hole opened up and he started shitting. Never stopped peeing or dropped his leg. Just ****. Waylon's a multi-tasker.My boy-dog is like that. He'll be running full-speed across the yard and then stop on a dime and immediately start pooping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgBone Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I was probably no more than 4 years old and sitting in the seat of a shopping cart as my mom pushed me through an old A&P. We were stopped and I looked at the shelf next to me and saw what looked like a chocolate Dairy Queen ice cream cone (without the cone), just sitting there on the shelf in front of me. Just a perfect chocolate swirl. I reached out and grabbed it and it was a ****. To this day that is probably my most vivid childhood memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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toadfishtom Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 There is nothing like the nauseous smell of rancid baby grunt...imprinted on your brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoyCaprice Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 Mods, please change my name to "Rancid Baby Grunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBoyCaprice Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 I was really angry about this thing all day. Like I had veins popping out my forehead as I was typing the post. I had never encountered that in my life, and it's hard to think of someone that gross and thoughtless and inconsiderate, if not outright malicious and evil. I've finally cooled down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goal Line D Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 This thread brought those laughs that lurk deep down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HatedInRayJay1 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 My newborn (1 week) **** on me this morning at about 6am. I heard him fart/shart so I went to change him, guess it wasn't all out. I cleaned him and lifted his legs to slide the diaper under and it came squirting out and splattered against my knee (was on the floor). Totally worth it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 DEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTA Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Totally worth it though!Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spankwire Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Sounds like you had a ****** day, bro.I took Waylon on a walk the other day and got some on my thumb when I scooped it in the bag. I was less than amused. He ***** at the most unopportune times on walks. Earlier in the week he was walking on the road when suddenly, and without warning, in one swift motion he stopped, squatted, and **** right there in the road. Then another day he had his leg hiked taking a piss on a stop sign. I was watching him and all of the sudden, mid-PIRATED VIDEO IS ILLEGAL, his little butt hole opened up and he started shitting. Never stopped peeing or dropped his leg. Just ****.Inopportune. Sorry, just trying to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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