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What do you call a virgin in New Orleans?

A girl who can outrun her brothers.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed in the Louisiana cemetery?

800 dead and they're still digging up bodies.

Did you hear about the tornado that went through Baton Rouge?

It blew the wheels right off the governor's mansion.

What do Louisiana girls say after sex?

Get off me daddy you're crushing my cigarette!

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I'll start...

Q: How do you casterate an New Orleans Saints fan?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

Two Saints fans were walking down Bourbon Street when they came across a dog licking its nads. The first fan says, "man, I wish I could do that." Then the second one replied, "you dumbazz, that dog might bite you!"

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Aints fans are quick to tell us they won a Super Bowl. They dont tell us they had to CHEAT(Bountygate) to win it. I have heard that commissioner Gooddell is going to take the win and trophy away from the Aints for Cheating!!

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Done!

That's awesome. Make sure to give credit to "top flight" though. thanks for putting this at the top. it is spot on and a great great laugh
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Aints fans are quick to tell us they won a Super Bowl. They dont tell us they had to CHEAT(Bountygate) to win it. I have heard that commissioner Gooddell is going to take the win and trophy away from the Aints for Cheating!!

Just left Saints HQ on Airline Drive, trophy still there. Check back next year

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