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Reason for opticalism for a Falcons fan, even if I am reeching a bit. BetUS has the O/U on Falcons wins at 8.5 which I think is saying to the public, "hey man, go under. They friggin suck!"

Morer interestingly is the O/U on Saints wins which is sittin at 10. Screams a public bet on the over with Carolina all like "screw this" the Falcons all like "screw this" even more and the Bucs doing gawd knows what.

Add all that on top of the FACT that the Falcons are on Hard Knocks. That $&@% is on HBO. That's a box office, in your friggin home! Teams on Hard Knocks have a combine record of 67-61. That's a winning record. History has proven that Falcons will definitely have a winning record because of this. How many wins do the Saints have when featured on Hard Knocks? You guessed it. ZERO.

Most interestingly is that theres are more players on the Falcons than the Saints that like blue more than other colors. History has PROVEN that in 14 of the last 27 seasons, the team with the most players that favor the color blue has finished with the better record. Chew on that for awhile.

The pundits will point to so called facts such as superior talent on both sides of the ball, better coaching, and a recent Super Bowl Championship and SPOUT OFF that the Falcons have no shot to whoop up on the Saints this year. Let the talking heads talk. Let them porntificate, conjugalate, and dicktate all they want. Guess who will be laughing his bee hind off when Kroy Biermann is holding the Lombardo trophy in one hand and the defensive player of the year in the other?

This thread was created inhonor of Pittman4two. Where'd you go, bro? We miss you.

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Reason for opticalism for a Falcons fan, even if I am reeching a bit. BetUS has the O/U on Falcons wins at 8.5 which I think is saying to the public, "hey man, go under. They friggin suck!"

Morer interestingly is the O/U on Saints wins which is sittin at 10. Screams a public bet on the over with Carolina all like "screw this" the Falcons all like "screw this" even more and the Bucs doing gawd knows what.

Add all that on top of the FACT that the Falcons are on Hard Knocks. That $&@% is on HBO. That's a box office, in your friggin home! Teams on Hard Knocks have a combine record of 67-61. That's a winning record. History has proven that Falcons will definitely have a winning record because of this. How many wins do the Saints have when featured on Hard Knocks? You guessed it. ZERO.

Most interestingly is that theres are more players on the Falcons than the Saints that like blue more than other colors. History has PROVEN that in 14 of the last 27 seasons, the team with the most players that favor the color blue has finished with the better record. Chew on that for awhile.

The pundits will point to so called facts such as superior talent on both sides of the ball, better coaching, and a recent Super Bowl Championship and SPOUT OFF that the Falcons have no shot to whoop up on the Saints this year. Let the talking heads talk. Let them porntificate, conjugalate, and dicktate all they want. Guess who will be laughing his bee hind off when Kroy Biermann is holding the Lombardo trophy in one hand and the defensive player of the year in the other?

This thread was created inhonor of Pittman4two. Where'd you go, bro? We miss you.

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Unbelievable. I couldn't have tried any harder to make the sacasm in this thread the opposite of subtle. Yet people still thought it was serious. Oh, my.

Sarcasm only works with purple font around here, otherwise, prepare to be blasted.

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Unbelievable. I couldn't have tried any harder to make the sacasm in this thread the opposite of subtle. Yet people still thought it was serious. Oh, my.

If the spelling wasn't so terrible it may have been a little more obvious that it was sarcasm.
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Unbelievable. I couldn't have tried any harder to make the sacasm in this thread the opposite of subtle. Yet people still thought it was serious. Oh, my.

As current posters, we were raised listening to the likes of Swift, DTan, Brad, Mr Right, and numerous other trolls that would make posts that made ABSOLUTELY no sense. So even when we suspect sarcasm, we are cautious to fully commit.

Edit: Not calling you a troll, just sayin.

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