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Every Falcons Fan's Worst First Round Nightmare . . . Vick Breaks Our Hearts One More Time . . .


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It goes something like this:

Falcons are locked on Khalil Mack as the perfect Value/Fit selection at #6, But we have needs at Tackle so Robinson or Mathews would work just fine.

OLB Anthony Barr would not be a great value, but would be a sufficiently strong fit that we would take him at #6.

Given the QB needs throughout the teams picking at 1-5, there is no WAY we don't get at least one of those guys, right?

Here's the Nightmare:

1) Texans: "We've stuck with Schaub this long": CLOWNEY

2) Rams: "We can't give up on what we've invested in Bradford": ROBINSON

3) Jaguars: "Chad Henne is going to have a break out year!": MACK

4) Browns: "WE JUST SIGNED MICHAEL VICK": MATHEWS

(The "Dawg Pound" goes Catatonic . . . edit: Thanks Bawse)

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5) Raiders: "It's the first round of the NFL Draft, you expect US to do something that makes SENSE?": BARR

6) Falcons: . . . . Sobbing and Panic . . . .

Opening Day 2014, the Browns come into the Dome and route the Falcons, Vick throws for three T.D's, rushes for two more, and Ryan gets sacked 8 times.

Vick is so dominant in the first half that the Frisbee Dogs performing at half time get booed.

60,000 at the Dome hang themselves . . . .10,000 buy Browns "Vick" Jerseys.

[edit: For those who are seemingly getting pissed about this post . . . It really is supposed to be funny. At least I'm trying . . . ]

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Any team that signs Vick is planning to use him as a bridge/mentor for the QB they take in this draft.

and there wouldn't be sobbing and panic because they'd be too busy taking trade offers from QB desperate teams.

H#ll, they could trade up w/ TAM because they want a QB, then trade back again because there'd still be another QB teams wanted. They could easily trade up twice and still have a top 10 pick. Plus 3-4 extra picks.

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It goes something like this:

Falcons are locked on Khalil Mack as the perfect Value/Fit selection at #6, But we have needs at Tackle so Robinson or Mathews would work just fine.

OLB Anthony Barr would not be a great value, but would be a sufficiently strong fit that we would take him at #6.

Given the QB needs throughout the teams picking at 1-5, there is no WAY we don't get at least one of those guys, right?

Here's the Nightmare:

1) Texans: "We've stuck with Schaub this long": CLOWNEY

2) Rams: "We can't give up on what we've invested in Bradford": ROBINSON

3) Jaguars: "Chad Henne is going to have a break out year!": MACK

4) Browns: "WE JUST SIGNED MICHAEL VICK": MATHEWS

(The "Dog Pound" goes Catatonic)

5) Raiders: "It's the first round of the NFL Draft, you expect US to do something that is LOGICAL?": BARR

6) Falcons: . . . . Sobbing and Panic . . . .

Opening Day 2014, the Browns come into the Dome and route the Falcons, Vick throws for three T.D's, rushes for two more, and Ryan gets sacked 8 times.

60,000 at the Dome hang themselves . . . .10,000 buy Browns "Vick" Jerseys.

[edit: For those who are seemingly getting pissed about this post . . . It really is supposed to be funny. At least I'm trying . . . ]

Funny!

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