Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Someone, for the love of god, please explain this to me. How did it all go down? Did they have sex with their kids? Did the kids have sex with each other? How did it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Redskin Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 yes/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Mo Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 yes/It's not surprising that you are the first one to post in a thread with the words "sex with...kids" in the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 Adam and Eve were probably good to go. With no birth control and with their extremely long lives, they must have had about 35254353 kids. No incest on their part. Their kids on the other hand...I dunno... How long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Redskin Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) I wonder if cain was also the 1st mother f****r as well... Edited December 24, 2013 by JonBoySturgis_akaGrG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Julian Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Adam and Eve were probably good to go. With no birth control and with their extremely long lives, they must have had about 35254353 kids. No incest on their part. Their kids on the other hand...I dunno... Didnt god make eve from Adam Ribs?How sure are we it WASNT incest? If she was taken from the rib they'd pretty much be related before marriage. Edited December 24, 2013 by Forever Julian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Mo Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Dunno for sure, I wasn't there.I dunno man you seem pretty old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 Dunno for sure, I wasn't there.You said they had extremely long lives. Can you ask your source how long? Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Ocean Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Didnt god make eve from Adam Ribs?How sure are we it WASNT incest? If she was taken from the rib they'd pretty much be related before marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkerFalcon8710 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Didnt god make eve from Adam Ribs?How sure are we it WASNT incest? If she was taken from the rib they'd pretty much be related before marriage.That'd explain why were all ******** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AdamHuh, you learn something new every day."According to the Genealogies of Genesis, Adam died at the age of 930, making him the third longest living person next to Noah and Methuselah."Sounds about right. 900 years was the average lifespan a few thousand years ago. Giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Julian Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Huh, you learn something new every day."According to the Genealogies of Genesis, Adam died at the age of 930, making him the third longest living person next to Noah and Methuselah."Sounds about right. 900 years was the average lifespan a few thousand years ago. Giggle.How can you NOT believe this air tight story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 I wasn't there so I can't confirm or deny if that is accurate.I'm pretty sure it's accurate. Wikipedia was probably there at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Google Bot Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Well I'm convinced. I'm christian now. Thanks, snowball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joremarid Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 930 years = about 1/6 of the earths age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Gee, where are all of the Christians that were challenging the theory of evolution yesterday? Edited December 24, 2013 by Snowball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andras Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Gee, where are all of the Christians that were challenging the theory of evolution yesterday?Having sex with their kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 Having sex with their kids?I guess that's ok since the bible endorses incest, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andras Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I guess that's ok since the bible endorses incest, right?Gotta spread that seed.They call me Sammy Sprinkler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconcheff Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Actually, Steve already answered...Adam and Eve had sex with each other, the kids probably branched out from there...Gotta go forth and multiply somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Google Bot Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Sounds legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Man Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Bah humbug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Dik Dik Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) Back to the thread title, why would Adam and Eve have sex with their kids if they have each other?The question you should be asking is if Adam and Eve's kids had sex with each other.Someone, for the love of god, please explain this to me. How did it all go down? Did they have sex with their kids? Did the kids have sex with each other? How did it work?Come on, Steve. Posting on the internet isn't like being a Christian, you actually have to read the subject matter if you want to participate.Anyhow, just so we are clear, you believe all of humankind was created by two people who lived for 900+ years, who produced dozens of children- children who then went on to have sex with each other? And that all sorts of races of people came out of that miracle batch? Edited December 24, 2013 by Snowball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozer Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Didn't random people just start showing up out of nowhere during the story?There is nothing that says that God didn't make more people after Adam and Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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