fansince78 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 There is an earthquake in the SF area that prevents the 49'ers from getting to the stadium. The Falcons sign FA, Paul Wright (the Big Show) to offensive guard prior to the game. Roddy White gets bitten by a spider that turns him into "spider-receiver".Naa...we are going to lose this game and lose it in big and in embarrassing fashion. Nothing new to us Falcon fans. Been there and done that enough through the years. The entire NFL has laughed at us many times before and if things don't change, we will see that tradition continue next season as well. No hope, no light at the end of the tunnel. This is the first time in all these years that I have felt this way, but I still love the team and hope I am wrong about how badly they SUCK and will continue to suck in 2014 if the present regime returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thamill Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I'm having roast beef for lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurtyBurdz155 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 So what do you do if they lose by 1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crankdatfalcon Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I'm having roast beef for lunchRoast beef Sounds good..Arby's has the best roast beef and cheddar sandwich.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkflight Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 If the ghosts of the 1998 team possesses the current starters bodies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParanoidAndroid Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 This is all good fun but seriously, this niners team is not the 85 Bears. Why is everyone so confident about getting an azz whooping. Falcons are miserable this year but showed up against the saints. Anything is possible tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HASHBROWN3 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 So has anyone calculated our pick position both if we win or if we lose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke in duluth Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) . . . . . The Sun, Moon, and Earth allign with Paul Worrilow's backside landing on Frank Gore's face and Colon Krapperduke bounces a couple passes off Tru's hands. And, Matt Ryan breaks Van Brocklin's single-game passing record. And, if the wind blows east-to-south north out of the Arctic warm zone with a chance of showers from Lamar's bulging biceps keeping Ryan clean. Edited December 23, 2013 by luke in duluth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Truth Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 IF...our defense can some how tackle.IF...our OL can all of a sudden run and pass block.IF...our DL can get pressure on Kapernick all night without letting him run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Truth Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Oh I forgot. IF...Smitty lets the d@mn OC and DC coach without interference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_falcon_fly Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I think we will win. And no op, none of the things you mentioned need to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
didz Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 If the Falcons are explosive on offense and create turn overs on defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Culain_04 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 The only way the falcons win tonight will be by forfeit, if the 9'ers don't show up because they forgot where the stadium is.Or maybe all 53 players & PS decided to rent a fishing boat today, while fishing the boat crashes onto the beach of a a deserted island, and they're stranded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerSteve Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I agree. With Smith and TD coming back, probably only minimal changes to the coaching staff, this team hardly looks like it will be able to just rise up out of the ashes and have a winning season. I'll be shocked if the team finishes next year with more than five or six wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaveli96 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 ... if **** freezes over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falc_Fan_Since_Six Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I agree. With Smith and TD coming back, probably only minimal changes to the coaching staff, this team hardly looks like it will be able to just rise up out of the ashes and have a winning season. I'll be shocked if the team finishes next year with more than five or six wins. I asked in another thread and you didn't answer but I'll try again..... If you feel so negative about out team then why are you a Falcons fan? Seems to me you would have moved on by now.... at least I wish you would have anyway..... Geez I don't know how much more of whiny little babies like you I can take..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Doktor Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 IF...our defense can some how tackle.IF...our OL can all of a sudden run and pass block.IF...our DL can get pressure on Kapernick all night without letting him run.Its that simple. We don't do the above, we lose. Unless the Niners go all turn over crazy and throw three interest and lose three fumbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerSteve Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 I asked in another thread and you didn't answer but I'll try again..... If you feel so negative about out team then why are you a Falcons fan? Seems to me you would have moved on by now.... at least I wish you would have anyway..... Geez I don't know how much more of whiny little babies like you I can take.....The bold text just exposes the monumental ignorance of your whole premise. You don't have to be a homer zombie kool-aide slurping, mediocrity-loving Smittyballer to be a fan of this team. But let me say I'm very sorry you're too emotionally unstable to cope with people having different opinions than you on the internet. That must be so awful for you! Me? I'm not going anywhere. Neither am I going to stop calling for big changes so long as I firmly believe those changes are needed to get the Falcons a Super Bowl win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Dog Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 The Falcons have the talent to win this. Will they play cohesively and consistantly for all four qrtrs? I don't think so and consequently we can lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falc_Fan_Since_Six Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 (edited) The bold text just exposes the monumental ignorance of your whole premise. You don't have to be a homer zombie kool-aide slurping, mediocrity-loving Smittyballer to be a fan of this team. But let me say I'm very sorry you're too emotionally unstable to cope with people having different opinions than you on the internet. That must be so awful for you!Me? I'm not going anywhere. Neither am I going to stop calling for big changes so long as I firmly believe those changes are needed to get the Falcons a Super Bowl win. You just seem so miserable is all..... I'm a devoted fan of this team and I stick with it through the good and the bad but I've never whined like a baby about it which I see you doing on a daily basis. Doesn't make me a homer zombie at all...... but the way you act sure does make you a baby..... Edited December 24, 2013 by Falc_Fan_Since_Six Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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