SyCo 9,807 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 It was another calm night at flowery branch. With the TV showing a rerun of family matters in the back ground TD and Mike Smith play a game of checkers on a folding table. Smith: Im going to choose not to jump your checker, and move in the opposite direction to give myself better position later in the game. TD: yea whatever cause...TD swipes his hand over the board and jumps his checker all the way to the backTD: king me, fat boy!Smith slowly lowers his head, and reaches for a piece to king TDTD: no, hang on, use this...TD pulls out a Sean Payton action figure to represent his king checker. Smith's face turns purple with anger when suddenly a rumbling echo is heard in the distance. TD: Please tell me that isn't ...The wall explodes and in a cloud of dust stands none other than. BEAST MODE! Beast Mode: Imma gon bust you fools up!Mike Smith: Oh dear, this looks like a job for...TD: JJ Whatt? hang on, ill package some draft picks..Mike Smith: No! .... Akeem Dent!TD stands baffled as Dent charges from out of no where. he dives head first towards Beast Mode, but completely slides off his body as Beast Mode swats him away. Mike Smith: for god sakes, ok, ok.. Hang on, let me check my roster... eh, ok TD, how long before we can get Chris Hope in here. I think Dents a little banged upAkeem Dent: Cant feel my legs yall"BEAST MODE" a voice shouts from the darkness. everyone looks around confused, only seeing a skinny white kid and a black guy with a box top"I Am......Worrilow!!!!"Joplo: and im his trusty side kick!like a flash of lightening, worrilow spears Beast Mode, causing him to explode into a thousand skittles. Mike Smith: Wow kid, what's your name??Worrilow: I just told you my name..are you serious? I Am... Mike Smith: yea yea, that's great kid. anyways, TD what's the word on Chris Hope, i think Dents going to miss a week or two..Akeem Dent: I think Im dying yall... Worrilow shakes his head, and pats his trusty sidekick Joplo on the box top as the walk off into the sunset. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WOR 24,249 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Am I high right now? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magic Man 1,429 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 · Hidden by BankerBird™, November 8, 2013 - Profanity in a GIF Hidden by BankerBird™, November 8, 2013 - Profanity in a GIF Link to post
BirdWeisErrr_2 787 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I agree that Smith wouldn't know talent if it slapped him in the face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coeus 176 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 LOL OPHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
E. T. 5,808 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Very interesting.... Cant wait for the movie to come out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BirdWeisErrr_2 787 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Dimitroff could draft ssome and we'd find out.I'm not sure that he hasn't. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vabchbirdlover 1,526 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Dimitroff could draft ssome and we'd find out.Zinggggggg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PriMeTiiMe 7,838 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Not...Sure...What...Just..Happened. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karst41 5,761 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Well Done Syco!Wish I had saved some of my old stories.(Big Grady in the Chow Line at Flowery Branch)Good Stuff.Keep em comming Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roman42 349 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 we zigged when we should've zagged on that play- waterboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karst41 5,761 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Durring Preseason I was musing over Worrilow introduces him self toPat Shiller and the Cast of D-Block,,,,,,,It got ugly quick as Worrilowungloved his pimp hand.Soda & Shades went flying that day.So who wants to run with it, take it!Lets see what ya gots.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trick Montalban 1,874 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Rofl that was great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luke in duluth 208 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 That was funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SyCo 9,807 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 Well Done Syco!Wish I had saved some of my old stories.(Big Grady in the Chow Line at Flowery Branch)Good Stuff.Keep em commingim only retelling the legend as it was told to me by my forefathers. prophecy perhaps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karst41 5,761 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 im only retelling the legend as it was told to me by my forefathers. prophecy perhapsCould be.But if we Draft Nix, it will be a flat out race to who post first May the Comedy be Strong within you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ole Hickory The Cleaner 267 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Acid is a bad drug LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DurtyBurdz155 1,489 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 I like how Bartu is a sidekick. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rounz 2,486 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 LOLGood stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PokerSteve 27,854 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Ish just got real up in here! Well played, sir!! I seriously hope you're considering making this a weekly, on-going, TATF feature. You know how we all loves us some Flowery Branch-style drama. "The Legend Begins" is a shameless teaser for the block-buster first season, right?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PokerSteve 27,854 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Am I high right now?Well sir, if not, as a Falcon fan I think you owe it to yourself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevykev21 1,731 Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Smith: Im going to choose not to jump your checker, and move in the opposite direction to give myself better position later in the game.LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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