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A friend of mine has two Boston terriers named Mongo and Keller after the zip-line ****** from There's Something About Mary and Hellen Keller, respectively. Or would that be disrespectfully? Hm, regardless I love terriers for how hilariously stupid they act. It's like having a drunk girl around you constantly. Or a ******.

6 weeks from now I will be picking up my husky puppy. I will be naming him Niko, Bruce, or Mickey (c'mon, he has blue eyes, that's so boss)

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A friend of mine has two Boston terriers named Mongo and Keller after the zip-line ****** from There's Something About Mary and Hellen Keller, respectively. Or would that be disrespectfully? Hm, regardless I love terriers for how hilariously stupid they act. It's like having a drunk girl around you constantly. Or a ******.

6 weeks from now I will be picking up my husky puppy. I will be naming him Niko, Bruce, or Mickey (c'mon, he has blue eyes, that's so boss)

Waylon definitely acts like a drunk sorority girl.

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Speaking of Waylon acting like a drunk girl/****** (isn't that kinda redundant anyways? That's like saying "hey look at that gay British person." But I digress) I get home yesterday, play with him a little, then start dinner. I don't see him for a while and he's not inside, so I walk out to look for him. He's laying in the grass on the side of the house with a little bit of **** hanging out of his ***. Being the good father that I am, I scrape the **** off with a leaf, take him inside and clean the rest with a doggie wet wipe.

Yes, we have doggie wet wipes. He was sick when we got him as a puppy and had nuclear diarrhea, and we had to wipe his *** after he shat.

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Speaking of Waylon acting like a drunk girl/****** (isn't that kinda redundant anyways? That's like saying "hey look at that gay British person." But I digress) I get home yesterday, play with him a little, then start dinner. I don't see him for a while and he's not inside, so I walk out to look for him. He's laying in the grass on the side of the house with a little bit of **** hanging out of his ***. Being the good father that I am, I scrape the **** off with a leaf, take him inside and clean the rest with a doggie wet wipe.

Yes, we have doggie wet wipes. He was sick when we got him as a puppy and had nuclear diarrhea, and we had to wipe his *** after he shat.

I, too, know the horror and humiliation of having to manually extract a "dangler" from a dog's butt. It's not fun.

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A friend of mine has two Boston terriers named Mongo and Keller after the zip-line ****** from There's Something About Mary and Hellen Keller, respectively. Or would that be disrespectfully? Hm, regardless I love terriers for how hilariously stupid they act. It's like having a drunk girl around you constantly. Or a ******.

6 weeks from now I will be picking up my husky puppy. I will be naming him Niko, Bruce, or Mickey (c'mon, he has blue eyes, that's so boss)

If you live in the south, please keep that dog in the house. It's entirely too hot for them outside in our climate.

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