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I guess if it's to optimize speed it makes sense for someone whose training or timing themselves. I just see this same guy every morning on the way to work and he's wearing the whole costume and he looks like he's just doing it for the exercise, he doesn't look like he's training himself.

I always want to ask him if he also gets in full pads and helmet to have a catch with the football, assuming he has catches with footballs. Quit being a jackass and wear a regular shirt and basketball shorts like everyone else that rides a bike for exercise, is what I'd say to him if I was as big of an ******* in real life as I am on here.

I used to think the same way until I rode a bike a few miles. If you're not wearing bicycle shorts the seams in regular pants will cut through your crotch like a hand saw through pudding... Also if you're wearing a loose T-shirt, the flapping from the wind will make your skin feel like you've just been slapped all over your body 1000 times.

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LMAO at this thread and where it has gone. if you cant tell a flamer when you see one. .im taken aback

I knew someone would go there! I've always suspected I was on the down low. The only thing that keeps me from being gay is my total sexual aversion to men. (Plus I like women, especially my wife.)

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LMAO at this thread and where it has gone. if you cant tell a flamer when you see one. .im taken aback

In a world where Ryan Seacrest and Chris Bosh get mad p*ssy, the lines have blurred beyond regular discernment.

It used to be you could tell by the way people dressed, they'd put on some tight jeans or khaki shorts that went above the knee and sockless loafers and everyone knew what was up. But look around, everyone is dressed like a downlow brother these days.

5 years from now the only way anyone is going to be able to tell if you're gay is if you have buttsecks in public.

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In a world where Ryan Seacrest and Chris Bosh get mad p*ssy, the lines have blurred beyond regular discernment.

It used to be you could tell by the way people dressed, they'd put on some tight jeans or khaki shorts that went above the knee and sockless loafers and everyone knew what was up. But look around, everyone is dressed like a downlow brother these days.

5 years from now the only way anyone is going to be able to tell if you're gay is if you have buttsecks in public.

I wear khaki shorts that hit above my knee and loafers without socks ph34r.png

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