young mr. grace Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I gave mine a single red rose and some penicillin to cure what I gave her for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pzummo Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 That's very sweet of you. I saw my present when I left my house on my way to work this morning. My car backed into the ******* garage door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goal Line D Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller2Rison Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 i gave mine a new bf a few months ago, he can deal w that triflin ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 a wiener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconState Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A box of chocolates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Man™ Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 a wienerA box of chocolatesChocolate covered wiener! Great idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewFalcon Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Two dozen red roses will be waiting for my wife when she gets home tonight from working out of town, and...we're heading to the Amalfi Coast and Sicily for two weeks this spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownorg Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Fake Chow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Regular Guy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I got her an azz whoopin' if she don't make me my gundam sammich!In REAL life, I got her a nice red rose arrangement, a box of chocolates, a balloon, a teddy bear, a nice mushy card and sent her to the spa for the day and will be cooking her dinner. It's no trip to Italy but I think I did okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goal Line D Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Man ya'll got it so easy. My wife can't eat chocolate (caffine), doesn't drink, and no flowers because the effin cats will eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller2Rison Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 i obviously have it the easiest w no valentine, i might cop a bottle of champaigne and go to the ho house and pick out a valentine, spend some money to get laid, thats what valentines day is about, same as when i was married only got a better chance at the ho house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) I have Valentine's Day today and her birthday tomorrowHad a large bouquet delivered to her job from a florist for Valentine's Day and a necklace delivered separately for her birthday as wellthen tomorrow when she thinks she already got her birthday present, I am giving her this bracelet I better get some love come March 14th Edited February 14, 2013 by Dago 3.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goal Line D Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I have Valentine's Day today and her birthday tomorrowHad a large bouquet delivered to her job from a florist for Valentine's Day and a necklace delivered separately for her birthday as wellthen tomorrow when she thinks she already got her birthday present, I am giving her this braceletI better get some love come March 14th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller2Rison Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 this chick i work with just gave me some candy, yeah she wants the rooster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 those sons of ****** didn't deliver the flowers....so ******* pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GritsPittz Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownorg Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Well she did ask me for a Coach Bag...so I got her this amazing hand made one of a kind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mookie3127 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I don't do the Hallmark Holiday and haven't prior to meeting my wife. We go to dinner each year, but that's it. No flowers that die within a week, no mushy card that will get buried in a nightstand drawer, no balloons or stuffed animals that will only get tossed in the trash a week later. All a waste of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ya_boi_j Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I waited until the last minute and ended up getting my wife a bouquet of candy bars, which her eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas and got my daughter some ring pops and teddy bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grrrillapmpn Inc.® Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 The mightiest pipe in the land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 The mightiest pipe in the land.crack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimus*Crimes Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 (edited) The mightiest pipe in the land.Ha! me too. I gave her THIS D!Seriously though, I didn't get her jack. Never do. No Christmas presents (I did this year, but usually don't), No anniversary gifts, no Valentines stuff. We have an agreement. Rather than me going out and getting her something dumb, I just let her go shopping. I did get her something for our wedding, a $900 Bulova watch (which she promptly broke...) and this Christmas I got her a new Kindle. Hers broke so I replaced it. But I think of that more as a gift for me and not her. Every minute she spends with her face in a book is a minute that I have free to do what I want... Edited February 15, 2013 by Optimus*Crimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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