B_Lo_Touchdowns Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I was bored and went to the park to shoot some basketball yesterday. At first I was just shooting the ball then a few guys walked up and said '21'. I scored 13 points quick. I was like young Kobe or Master Samurai with a sword. I went to do one of those famous And1 blacktop ticket selling, most exciting vickesque scramble tongue out around the world 360 windmill hammer dunks and twisted my bad knee. FCUK YOU RYAN. If you was a real QB you would've won the game so I wouldn't have been bored enough to go out and injury myself. Its all your fault. You Suck.... When will Blank/TD and Smith wake up and see the truth... Ryan has ruined everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great American Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 LOL!!! Personally, I would put the blame on Blank for wanting a winning team in Atlanta. Your knee would be fine if the Smith's still owned the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Doktor Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 If the Smiths still owned the team, I'd watch soccer instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_Lo_Touchdowns Posted January 31, 2013 Author Share Posted January 31, 2013 LOL!!! Personally, I would put the blame on Blank for wanting a winning team in Atlanta. Your knee would be fine if the Smith's still owned the team.Thats sooooo true. BLANK PLEASE MOVE TO LA or sell this team to the Hawks owners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taydumz Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Wow guys matt played his best. Would u rather luke be ur qb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_Lo_Touchdowns Posted January 31, 2013 Author Share Posted January 31, 2013 I ran out of gas in my truck.. If Ryan threw a better deep ball he would get an endorsement from shell. More folks would go to shell and the gas would be cheaper.....FCUK YOU RYAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnasty Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 If the Smiths still owned the team, I'd watch soccer instead.Ah, the ole masochistic route. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leowolf Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 if Ryan hits Tony G on the slant route get the first downGet the touchdown next playMedia week is watchable Falcons get media love Falcons in Super BowlFalcons beat RavensAtlanta celebrates it's first Lombardi parade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Pimp Named Slickback™ Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 if Ryan hits Tony G on the slant route get the first downGet the touchdown next playMedia week is watchableFalcons get media loveFalcons in Super BowlFalcons beat RavensAtlanta celebrates it's first LombardiparadeThen I woke up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis York Morgan Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 if Ryan hits Tony G on the slant route get the first downGet the touchdown next playMedia week is watchableFalcons get media loveFalcons in Super BowlFalcons beat RavensAtlanta celebrates it's first LombardiparadeI hate my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FALCOHOLIC93 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 If you really feel that way you probally broke your vvaaggiinaa too. Matt Ryan is the face of the falcons. A **** good QB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuinnTorris Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 You guys are finally getting it. This bum has totally ruined our lives. My girlfriend left me because she said I was 'obsessed' with him, and my mother kicked me out of the house after she caught me viciously humping a Matt Ryan jersey. I hate this dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Dog Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I haven't won the lottery yet. **** you Ryan, it's got to be your fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryanr84 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 You guys are finally getting it. This bum has totally ruined our lives. My girlfriend left me because she said I was 'obsessed' with him, and my mother kicked me out of the house after she caught me viciously humping a Matt Ryan jersey. I hate this dude.I see what you did there.Almost... almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller2Rison Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 if we were playing in the super bowl i was going to save my money to go out and watch it but since idgaf about the sb i went to taco bell bought 2 dollars worth of food paid with a 20 and forgot to get change then went to the strip club and bought a 35 dollar bottle of "champaigne" which was actuallyy apple juice and made out with a stripper and possibly have mouth herpes and it is all the atlanta falcons/refs fault...so, f matt ryn for choking, f the defense for sucking, f the refs for screwin us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethos Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 On a serious note, it really is his fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty harrington Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 On a serious note, it really is his fault.not really. its the homers fault for believing he wouldnt choke away a win by leaving his sack in the locker room at halftime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuggle'2 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I hate my lifeImposter!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssippifalcon Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenki224 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 LOL!!! Personally, I would put the blame on Blank for wanting a winning team in Atlanta. Your knee would be fine if the Smith's still owned the team. Have you not seen stats on how much we improved since Blank has taken over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EightyEight Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I wish I could dunk.. I can't even touch the rim on 10 ft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chunk Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 You guys are finally getting it. This bum has totally ruined our lives. My girlfriend left me because she said I was 'obsessed' with him, and my mother kicked me out of the house after she caught me viciously humping a Matt Ryan jersey. I hate this dude.Ha, an obviously sarcastic joke post and it's the only one you make sense in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconJim Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Ryan's fault? It was the whole team's fault. Too many missed tackles, too many missed blocks, too many turnovers, too many missed calls by the refs. We were just outplayed in the second half, plain and simple, by a very good team. And since we didn't win the NFCCG, I hope the 49ers win it all, now. That way, we keep our streak alive, of being eliminated 3 years in a row by the eventual Super Bowl winner.......ugh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoIlywood #1 pick Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 It was Ryan's fault today that I didn't get Vick back. I am so sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuggle'2 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 It was Ryan's fault today that I didn't get Vick back. I am so sad.WHY!Why does it always have to be RYAN!???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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