sonnyjim Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I don't know the 'facts' but it has been noted that no one has actually seen Colin Kaepernick's long form birth certificate. Some have suggested the possibility that he may be a secret terrorist and that his tats are a coded communication to other terrorist conspirators. If a SF cell could co-ordinatewith fellow evil enemies on the East Coast our Democracy could be threatened. Next Sunday a little pre-game 'enhanced interrogation" might go a long way toward insuring the safety of the thousands of innocent hard-working Falcons fans who attend the NFC Championship Game. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuggle'2 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 He is a terrorist!ZERODARKFOURTYNINER time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USArmyParatrooper Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 You win the internet! As a Kaepernick fan I actually found the OP to be hilarious.Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original dirty_dirty Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFanForLife Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 So maybe we could arrange for him to be "interrogated" during the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dem Birds Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 So maybe we could arrange for him to be "interrogated" during the game?I know if Abraham plays, Kaep will at least be getting a cavity search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncja Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Water boarding is frowned upon this day, so we'll just have to Weatherspoon him instead.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The way he kisses his biceps, I'd say he's worse than a terrorist. He's a Jersey Shore Reject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USArmyParatrooper Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The way he kisses his biceps, I'd say he's worse than a terrorist. He's a Jersey Shore Reject.It's actually a statement to the criticism he's received for having tatted sleeves, which are actually Bible verses. I would think you Georgia boys would appreciate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 He looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Did you see his half time interview? High as a kite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leland Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 He does look an awful lot like a Pakistani. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's actually a statement to the criticism he's received for having tatted sleeves, which are actually Bible verses. I would think you Georgia boys would appreciate that.Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.Leviticus 19:28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulitik Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's actually a statement to the criticism he's received for having tatted sleeves, which are actually Bible verses. I would think you Georgia boys would appreciate that.Who cares about the tats? Everybody has Tats. He acts like a douchenozzle. That's all I'm saying. Let the wideouts do the gimmicky TD celebrations. He could take a lesson from Wilson. Show some class and act like you've been there before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcranford2 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.Leviticus 19:28woa....where did this guy come from....kinda scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USArmyParatrooper Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.Leviticus 19:28Unless ye are a 49ers quarterbackLeviticus 19:29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 The way he kisses his biceps, I'd say he's worse than a terrorist. He's a Jersey Shore Reject.There aint enough room on the field for Kapervick and Ed Houchouli at the same time.If Mr Ed is on the Officiating crew, you can bet that Kapervick will get ejected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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