cooperbh Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Back in the offseason, right around the time Swift was deep into one of his inveterate Ryan harangues, it occurred to me how easy it is for someone to incessantly spout drivel when there are no tangible consequences for doing so. I decided to find out if he were willing to actually step up and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. I know I wasn't afraid.The exchange below is what followed...cooperbh: Let's cut the bullsh*t. If Matt Ryan doesn't throw for over 4K yards, 30+ TDs and win a playoff game this season, then I'll leave these boards forever. If he does do all of these things, however, you leave.Keep in mind he has to accomplish all three of those things for me to win the bet. Are you afraid to bet against Ryan? I say you are.Swift: Ill take that bet only if u leave Falconstalk as well but without 1 last thread with title Swift was right about Matt Ryan all this time .If Ryan gets injured bet counts or is called off ? cooperbh: Called off, of course.And no, I won't leave AFT or make some stupid thread singing your praises. Your reward is I won't be here to make a fool of you anymore. That's plenty generous.And we're talking about 30 TDs here, BTW - 2 TDs per game. That's Manning/Brady/Brees territory. So, if Ryan posts 5,000 yards and a Super Bowl victory yet only throws 29 TDs, I still walk. Are you really afraid he may accomplish all three statistical benchmarks?If you want the childish thread and me leaving AFT, we have to make it 25 TDs instead of 30. And I won't make you post a similar thread before you leave when you lose. You just have to leave.4,000 yards AND 25 TDs AND a playoff victory. With Ryan's limited skill set, that should be easy money for you, right? Swift: lol you know you and Radical inside do love arguing with me . You guys do know i put up more compelling arguments then you can shake a stick but you make a fool of me hardly .Ill give you 25 tds 4k yards 1 playoff win .If he misses 1 game bet is not called off he should be able to get those numbers missing a game .I want you gone from AFT if he fails . I will Like too see thread made with a good bye speach .Me i will just dip and never be seen . scouts honorIts going to come down to 1 playoff win and just dont see this team going to playoffscooperbh: You're on.Here's the full thread:http://boards.atlantafalcons.com/topic/3943476-cut-ryan-sign-manning/page__st__200So, for those of you who have been wondering what all of this "bet" talk that has occurred here and there between Swift and I throughout the season, now you know. That particular conversation should no longer spill over into discussions on other topics now that it has its own dedicated thread right here.Also, the existence of this thread means that I don't have to go looking all over creation to find the original exchange to post for Swift when he is desperately trying to weasel his way out of our wager, which he has predictably already begun doing.So... 4,000 yards passing? Check.25 TDs? Check.Two down, one to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyCo Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 hopefully there's some falcons who visit this board regularly. If so, we can go ahead and bank on a playoff win, for that would be true motivation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HouseofEuphoria Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Dudes a coward.He'll never live up to his end of the bet.He's also not a Falcons fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjerry Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 (edited) 4202 yds, 27 TDs and counting, very well could have just left it at 30 Edited December 20, 2012 by hjerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcons007 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Swift will change his name and continue his hate. He is a pathological Falcons QB hater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampyMux12 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Ryan's dropping 4 tds on that shatty Lions secondary anyhow, so the little weasel Swift won't have any holes to crawl into except that one in his anus where his head resides... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JulioisCoolio Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 So you're going to trust somebody with 100 accounts to not make account 101? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperbh Posted December 20, 2012 Author Share Posted December 20, 2012 So you're going to trust somebody with 100 accounts to not make account 101?I'm sure he would just welch before he tried to sneak back on a sock account (He started laying the groundwork for that today, in fact.) Even Swift knows that his monomania and 2nd grade grammar skills would give him away on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonDaLuvMaker Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Never bet with Swift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chifalc Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Why wouldn't he just come back. I mean, it's not like he's worried we won't respect him anymore ...ROTFL. ...... If he welches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Admit that you set the bar Low for Matt Ryan and not me with his 25 passing TDs and we will keep it at 25 TDs This is a quote from you the other dayI originally said 30 TDs, but your ego couldn't resist the prospect of a thread created by me stating that you were right about Ryan all along. So, it was you who set the bar low, not me.What I want to know is why didn't you just make the bet for a playoff win if you thought Ryan was fully capable of throwing for the 4K and 25 TDs? You originally set the bar at 30 passing TDs then when I asked you to write a good bye letter YOU COOP CHANGED THE TERMS OF RYAN PASSING TDS Why did you change the terms of Ryan passing TDs a) were you not confident he will reach 30 passing TDs ? guess not for you to change I will honor the 25 passing TDs if you come in here and STATE THE REASON WHY YOU SET THE BAR SO LOW FOR OUR QB You apologize to me for lying saying I set the bar low . If not you better hope Ryan gets to 30 passing TDs for the record : I did agree upon 25 passing TDs but it was YOU WHO SET THE BAR LOW not me now apologize bitxh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 this is your quote coop you clown dog And we're talking about 30 TDs here, BTW - 2 TDs per game. That's Manning/Brady/Brees territory. So, if Ryan posts 5,000 yards and a Super Bowl victory yet only throws 29 TDs, I still walk. Are you really afraid he may accomplish all three statistical benchmarks?If you want the childish thread and me leaving AFT, we have to make it 25 TDs instead of 30. And I won't make you post a similar thread before you leave when you lose. You just have to leave.That's you changing the BET TOTAL . I added a stipulation to bet with a letter of good bye YOU CHANGED THE TOTAL FROM 30 to 25 YOU not me admit you set the BAR LOW FOR RYAN and I will honor .. if not it stays at 30 cause you lied and said I changed the totals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 love how this clown coop kills my 2nd trade grammar but goes 30 TDs in 2x per game Not its not dummy we play 16 games in NFL * 2 = 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peyton Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Swift, it really doesn't matter who set the bar lower because you clearly agreed to it.Why in the world would you make such a bet against our own player?It's because even if you won't admit it, you enjoy being right more than you enjoy the Falcons winning. And that is too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Swift, it really doesn't matter who set the bar lower because you clearly agreed to it.Why in the world would you make such a bet against our own player?It's because even if you won't admit it, you enjoy being right more than you enjoy the Falcons winning. And that is too bad.That's not true at all . I enjoy winning . Coop lied the other day saying I set the bar low I know Ryan can get 4k passing yards and 25 passing TDs . He did that last year under Mularkey I find it funny he is going to wind up with same amount of passing TDs as he did with Mularkey and everyone thought he was the problem lol I didnt think we were going to make playoffs this year . That is why I made the bet cause I believe we weren't going to get a playoff win . In which I think we have a good chance to get a playoff win and I will gladly honor my bet . I will also be rooting for Ryan to get his playoff win as wellif that happens I leave board for good . Not a big deal and I move on . I just don't like dude lying saying I set the bar low for Ryan . He set the bar low with passing TDs I just agreed . If coop admits he set the bar low . it's still on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Joe™ Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 love how this clown coop kills my 2nd trade grammar but goes 30 TDs in 2x per gameNot its not dummy we play 16 games in NFL * 2 = 32You cant throw .875 of a TDand 1 TD pass per game is 16.hence 2 TD passes equates to at least 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTJeff1975 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Can the mods just ban the do.uche if he does not hold up his end of the bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 You cant throw .875 of a TDand 1 TD pass per game is 16.hence 2 TD passes equates to at least 30.but it's not 2 per game . 2 passing touchdown total is a slight difference that's the point Is Josh Freeman having the same kind of season Ryan is ? he is only 2 passing TDs away from Ryan total ? also Freeman has 70 less pass attempts but that is here nor there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Joe™ Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 (edited) but it's not 2 per game . 2 passing touchdown total is a slight difference that's the pointIs Josh Freeman having the same kind of season Ryan is ? he is only 2 passing TDs away from Ryan total ?also Freeman has 70 less pass attempts but that is here nor there2 TDs per game means that Ryan will pass for at least 30.It's not that hard to comprehend.Why you brought Josh Freeman into it, lord knows. The fact is only 4 QBs have thrown for more TDs than Ryan Edited December 20, 2012 by Pudge2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Joe™ Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Also;Let's cut the bullsh*t. If Matt Ryan doesn't throw for over 4K yards, 30+ TDs and win a playoff game this season, then I'll leave these boards forever. If he does do all of these things, however, you leave.So yeah, that's at least 2 TDs a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 2 TDs per game means that Ryan will pass for at least 30.It's not that hard to comprehend.Why you brought Josh Freeman into it, lord knows.2 TDs per game is 32 Jesus Christ it's simple math . For Ryan to achieve a avg of 2 TDs per game he would have to reach 32 . Not 31 Not 30 . Not 29 . Not 28 I mean is 27 passing TDs 2 per game ? are we rounding up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Joe™ Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 2 TDs per game is 32 Jesus Christ it's simple math . For Ryan to achieve a avg of 2 TDs per game he would have to reach 32 . Not 31 Not 30 . Not 29 . Not 28I mean is 27 passing TDs 2 per game ?are we rounding upCant you read?2 TDs a game equals AT LEAST 30 TDsAlso, the original line of the wager says 30+ TDs, 2 x 16 = 32, which is 30+It's simple maths... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Cant you read?2 TDs a game equals AT LEAST 30 TDsAlso, the original line of the wager says 30+ TDs, 2 x 16 = 32, which is 30+It's simple maths...What is 30 divided by 16 games . What is the answer ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Joe™ Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Im going to go talk to a brick wall now as I feel you are just being stupid on purpose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daybumper Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 30 divided by 16 = 1.875 passing TDs per game not 2 so if you want to round up you can say 29,28,27 ,26 passing TDs all equal 2 per game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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