falconsfaninfresno Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Don't miss it. It's coming!! Michael "The Burner" Turner bout to tear some SHlT up!! The man is about to have a rebirth, bout to run some people over, step in some peoples chests, knock some folks on their azz, and hurt a couple muthfkers in the process!! He's coming...you heard it here first. GO BIG MIKE!!!WHOA!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutofyourFalconmind Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 He ain't that fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuggle'2 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 A guy can dream, a guy can dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftermath Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Falcons will win a playoff game before this happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realsurfin Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I hope your right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcons007 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 His water burst last year and he has never been the same. Turner is probably done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slick0ne Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 He ain't that fat.He ain't that skinny either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise up Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Is he sheeting out a baby?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuggle'2 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Is he sheeting out a baby?!Maybe that is what has been slowing him down? He has a 15lb baby shoved up in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcons007 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Maybe that is what has been slowing him down? He has a 15lb baby shoved up in there.When is he due, I thought he already had a baby last season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise up Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 To all the turner haters. You try sprinting with a 15 pound baby and a puckered bum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markieh18 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mattural Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Based on what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Negatorris Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Man, stop pumping yourself up. Turner is not going to do anything special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal Chief Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 How long can you hold your breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wleggett Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Before you disagree too much just think it over a few times. We all know Turner isn't the Turner of old BUT it's a long hard season on defenses with guys getting banged up and just being not as fresh. I could see a situation where Turner could become more effective as the season wears on. Those 2 and 3 yard hits in the backfield could turn into 4 or 5 yard gains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crucifixz Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Don't miss it. It's coming!! Michael "The Burner" Turner bout to tear some SHlT up!! The man is about to have a rebirth, bout to run some people over, step in some peoples chests, knock some folks on their azz, and hurt a couple muthfkers in the process!! He's coming...you heard it here first. GO BIG MIKE!!!WHOA!!!!He needs to run like he is mad at the grass.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSwift Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 It is obviously a troll, cmon guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Did sombody say that Turner is going to eat a box ox ExLax and takes a 20lb massive dump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Maybe the equipment guy could tie a twinkie to a stick and tape it to turners helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Ryan in the Huddle:33 Soft serve 63 on 2.Turner runs off left tackle to the all you can eat soft serve machine in the endzone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Turner in the Huddle:Hold on Matt the Chocolate is in the other dirrection.Ryan: TIME OUTTurner:Aww Man I dont like Vanilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karst41 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 One Back set play action.Ryan Audible BON BON 33 Chocolate 72.Ryan Instructs Turner to block the LB Blitz coming off Bakers left side.Turner pounces on the guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wleggett Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 That was pretty funny karst, as I read that mental image of a soft serve machine in the endzone made me lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconsfan567 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Another Turner thread about him going off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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