Mr. Hoopah! Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 That's pretty awesome. Headed to Cancun for the honeymoon on sunday till next saturday, I need you ******* to hold down the fort and not kill each other until I get back.Now, give me hilarious marital advice which I will surely not heed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDaveG Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congratulations and many years!As far as advice, start here -- don't get on these boards on your honeymoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hoopah! Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 I'm tickled **** less that I will not have access to email, cellphone, and this place for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlsport Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 CongratsHave a caliente time on your luna de miel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonballsghost Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 My condolencessam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatcorn Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Awesome. My relationship with my wife, now 16 years in, with 11 of those married, has been the most rewarding part of my life.Advice? Communicate honestly. There's no other way to make it work. Also, keep her idea of happiness in mind, so that when she wants to do something you may not be thrilled about, you can see beyond your own idea fo what she SHOULD eb doing and understand that she has interests, desires and dreams that may have nothing to do with you.So great, dude. Enjoy it. I know it seems crazy now, but it will be so peaceful on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muskokas finest © Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Best wishes for a long and healthy life together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaIconfansince80 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Gt a prenup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monarch Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congratulations my friend. Have a great time on the honeymoon, and best of luck going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownorg Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congrats.Best advice a Divorced man could give ya ..................Run Forest, RUN !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Beast Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 It was nice knowing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goal Line D Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congrats Drake! I'm not far behind ya. My big day is October 27th. Getting hitched in Highlands NC then off to Perdido Key FL for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dago 3.0 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 congratzand just to let you know....the night of your honeymoon is really, really bad time to broach the subject of threesomes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nono Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 That's pretty awesome. Headed to Cancun for the honeymoon on sunday till next saturday, I need you ******* to hold down the fort and not kill each other until I get back.Now, give me hilarious marital advice which I will surely not heed.Tough to say what to do---never lie and always tell her she is pretty even when she isn't in the morning---well you can lie about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Flop Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) Congratulations! Women love it when you wake them up very early. Sometime around 4am is best. Try this. Burn some toast in the toaster. Throw the toast into the bed and scream "Fire!" She will never forget your honeymoon and love you all the more for it. Edited October 12, 2012 by Flip Flop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 You can still back down. congrats anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATLBrave Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congratulations man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGrillz Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congrats.Keep the toilet seat down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATL Bear Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congratulations!Now remember there is a simple phrase that can be very handy when you find yourself at the crossroads of potential war and peace as you travel along your marital journey. That phrase is: "Yes, dear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob1272 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) Awesome. My relationship with my wife, now 16 years in, with 11 of those married, has been the most rewarding part of my life.Advice? Communicate honestly. There's no other way to make it work. Also, keep her idea of happiness in mind, so that when she wants to do something you may not be thrilled about, you can see beyond your own idea fo what she SHOULD eb doing and understand that she has interests, desires and dreams that may have nothing to do with you.So great, dude. Enjoy it. I know it seems crazy now, but it will be so peaceful on Sunday.Congratulations MDrake and best wishes for a long and healthy life together.I agree with eatcorn wholeheartedly.....with one exception, no matter how many times she tells you she is just curious and doesn't care, Never be honest about past women you banged; neither the quantity nor identity. Fourteen years later and she still brings it up....otherwise though, he is right on the money. Edited October 12, 2012 by silentbob1272 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Awesome. My relationship with my wife, now 16 years in, with 11 of those married, has been the most rewarding part of my life.Advice? Communicate honestly. There's no other way to make it work. Also, keep her idea of happiness in mind, so that when she wants to do something you may not be thrilled about, you can see beyond your own idea fo what she SHOULD eb doing and understand that she has interests, desires and dreams that may have nothing to do with you.So great, dude. Enjoy it. I know it seems crazy now, but it will be so peaceful on Sunday.good advice. Communication is the most important thing. That, and make sure she stays hot. It solves lots of problems when she's still smokin hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Congrats to you and the little lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatcorn Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 good advice. Communication is the most important thing. That, and make sure she stays hot. It solves lots of problems when she's still smokin hot.This is true. That may mean that you have to stay fit so that you can encourage her to stay fit, too. My wife was a professional ballerina for 5 years. She still exercises almost every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJDirtyBird7 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 congrats man.stick it in her butt. chicks love that on their honeymoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capologist Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I'll ask the obvious question: WHY IN THE **** WOULD YOU SCHEDULE THIS DURING FOOTBALL SEASON???!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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