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Are You Humor Impaired? Take This Test:


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This was inspired by SB (And Steve Martin . . . .)

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can UNSCREW a LIGHT BULB

If you laughed, you have a sense of humor.

If you did not laugh, you don't have a sense of humor.

If you were offended, you are a feminist.

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My Girl thinks my sense of humor is to dark all because I asked a question....

why do people who are in a wheel chairs wear tennis shoes, it's not like they are gonna jump up

and take off running.....She got ticked off at me in Wal-Mart because we were standing in the

check-out line and this really large woman's cell phone started beeping and I said move baby she's backing up....let's put it this way, if looks could kill I wouldn't be typing this right now

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